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[dingdongdoorman]

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[dingdongdoorman]

Boop

~Goobert 2

ok i'll bite WHAT is with this boop update on leafblr like. hello. what's happening. also hi goobs what's up man

[dingdongdoorman]

A friend where I am hit me with stick what's not clicking

~Goobert 2

i have a lot of unposted asks from u goobster sorry lol. i hope ur healing after ur stick based injury. and "where i am" would be where exactly

[dingdongdoorman]

The sagely what

~Goobert 2

Ugh dw abt it man it's like. weirdo history stuff. it's kind of a boring course but it's a prereq, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dingdongdoorman]

How long do you have to go on sewer stick adventures? You're not dead yet right?

~Goobert 2

i’m all done now! (hopefully) twas just until exams bc the city Desperately needs more educated workers 💀 so they’re letting me go back & study. i’m not dead yet!

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didn't pay my taxes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me? No. Fishguy? Maybe

~Goobert 2

Oh sorry, did you think I'd got caught for tax evasion?? You FOOL!!! There's no taxes to evade here and now laws to say I should pay them!! I'm IMMUNE!!! ~Goobert 2

@dingdongdoorman are you okay

where are you that there's no taxes.

[dingdongdoorman]

Friend hit me with stick :(

~Goobert 2

goobert what thej fuck is going on

[dingdongdoorman]

Ugly ass guy

~Goobert 2

yo????

[dingdongdoorman]

Hey! Don't be rude to Mister One Dollar! That's mean!

~Goobert 2

i don't know what to do with you anymore

[dingdongdoorman]

You fish

~Goobert 2

why am i a fish.

[dingdongdoorman]

Hey since I unfamiliared your ology is your degree just an ology degree now

~Goobert 2

fuck dude i guess so

[dingdongdoorman]

So if I ALSO unology-d your ology would that essentially be forcefully shutting you up? I wouldn't, but I'm curious

~Goobert 2

by law you could not do that i think emperor marcassin enacted like a lot of freedom of speech laws after repealing all the non freedom of speech laws

[dingdongdoorman]

You get caught for evading your taxes yet?

~Goobert 2

no because i never evaded my taxes

i've been busy with coursework sorry for not posting. i do need to come back here

[dingdongdoorman]

Oh yeah i got sent to the sewers to fight monsters with a stick 👍 i don’t recommend it. apparently goobert is in DDD ??? or has been recently. they said to me that they were drinking hot chocolate in the sewers which is. fascinating

Me? No. Fishguy? Maybe

~Goobert 2

Oh sorry, did you think I'd got caught for tax evasion?? You FOOL!!! There's no taxes to evade here and now laws to say I should pay them!! I'm IMMUNE!!! ~Goobert 2

@dingdongdoorman are you okay

where are you that there's no taxes.

[dingdongdoorman]

Are ya winnin' Stickguy?

~Goobert 2

YES!! outta jail & outta the sewers B) and i got a plushie

[dingdongdoorman]

Bet that's what they all say smh

~Goobert 2

DUDE i swear!!!! Guys goobert is bullying me in my inbox. @de-le-mar-de-le-mar Boss help me out here I am getting bullied by a sewer-based hot chocolate drinker

[dingdongdoorman]

Or maybe that's the guy on the fronts name? It's either that or his name is One Dollar I guess

~Goobert 2

That’d be a weird name but tbf it looks like Some People have some Odd Names here