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ive never met anyone from connecticut. i dont think connecticut is real, just like how the second c in connecticut isnt real

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And we all still die

What will you leave behind?

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AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

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Toby Fox: "Damn, this plotline I've written could potentially be read as polyphobic. If only there was someone who could help convey that the problem in this relationship wasn't the polyamory but just the fact that Rouxls Kaard sucks and nobody likes him"

The Original Starwalker:

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do you remember when spongebob killed all those bivalve just for a sandwich? that was seriously not cool

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Pokémon doodles from memory #1

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In the Wooded Kingdom in Super Mario Odyssey, a rock can become glitched by picking it up with correct timing from a falling platform. Whenever that rock is thrown the next time after this, it will remain suspended in mid-air.

Since NPCs enter a brief hurt animation when a rock is thrown at them, throwing the glitched rock next to an NPC will lock it into the hurt animation indefinitely, as seen with this unfortunate Shiverian in the footage.

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It's an electric rat!!

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This is a done to death concept but idgaf I wanted to draw it for myself, the brain rot is at its limit but one last hurrah for a while

Bonus 2fort:

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Snorunt (2023) - Paradox Rift Illustrator: Narumi Sato

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i think this is maybe the best purchase I’ve ever made

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A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.

You're stuck in a cycle, a repeating pattern. You want a way out.

Know that this does not make you special - every living thing shares that same frustration. From the microbes in the processing strata to me who am, if you excuse me, godlike in comparison.

The good news first. In a way, I am what you are searching for. Me and my kind have as our purpose to solve that very oscillating claustrophobia in the chests of you and countless others. A strange charity - you the unknowing recipient, I the reluctant gift. The noble benefactors? Gone.

The bad news is that no definitive solution has been found. And every moment the equipment erodes to a new state of decay. I can't help you collectively, or individually. I can't even help myself.

For you though, there is another way. The old path. Go to the west past the Farm Arrays, and then down into the earth where the land fissures, as deep as you can reach, where the ancients built their temples and danced their silly rituals. The mark I gave you will let you through.

Not that it solves anyone's problem but yours.

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prettiest girl in the whole wide world

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I was playing roblox