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i can make any NIN song about vtm vampirism

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Need to play gay guys with someone soon or I’ll pass

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snuck into area 51 and i saw a spawner with a rotating unabomber in it but the cia had placed 4 torches one on each side

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discord 2016: we're skype but easy

discord 2024: we noticed you're 3 messages in to a conversation with a stranger you met in a 400k person server would you like to send an animated sticker indicating that you're petting their head

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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they sell 💲 rat poison 🐀 🧪 😵 for free 🤑 at the store 🏪

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you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

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My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

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Lord if you're real give me 900 dollars . Or 200. anything

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my gf and i share a computer room but our activities are very different

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“You wanna breed me, now? It’s 3am, dude … Yeah, yes of course I wanna have your babies. I’ll be right there.”

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I honestly love the versatility of sire-childe relationships. Like they could literally have any dynamic. That’s my mom or dad. That’s my lover. That’s my roommate. That’s my best friend. We’re like siblings. We’re mortal enemies. That’s some guy that stops by for a beer sometimes. That’s my mentor that keeps checking in on my progress every night. They saved me. They ruined me. I hate them. I love them. I know nothing about that man. We know everything about each other. See what I mean

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Happy summer everypony

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norp

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WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

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i was looking at this dudes fetish blog and i started laughing so hard at these stupid fucking sound effects i stopped parsing what i was actually looking at

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