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Saw a photo of a pigmy seahorse for the first time and it looks like the personification of illness
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I don't think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they're lying about that for clit
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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you
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*blatant misinformation* but youre not ready for that conversation
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the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

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it looks like the senate killed the paid sick leave part of the deal so I'm wishing all rail workers a very strike
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"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want
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driving sux because you can get killed. thanks henry ford you fucking jackass.
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hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.
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