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[dinohelm]

hell ain't a bad place to be ✦ officertry

Paralia is rather peaceful. Rarely do you hear of crime or maybe it's because everyone is so close and often knows their neighbors name that there's no reason to commit a crime. Once someone found out a dirty secret it spread like wildfire. Perhaps that why anyone abstained from breaking into someones house - or worse yet - killing them. You couldn't hide a single thing from any who lived literally in the entire radius of you.

Diego knew this rather well although he and his mother kept quietly to themselves. He was often referred to as the 'horseback riding lessons instructor'. You could catch him giving free lessons to the young children that lived around him earning him a friendly reputation (although at first impression he was kind of an asshole). Aside from that, Diego received visitors daily often asking him about lessons or what not. That was one day a knock came at the door. His mother answered this time and she called out to him in a worried tone, "Dio, please come to the door."

He furrowed his brow, who could it be and why did she sound so worried? He gulped. He knew he hadn't done anything... Bad. Hell, anything in general actually. Collecting himself he brought himself to the door and there was the neighborly sheriff of Paralia. What business could he have here? However, he was assured by the man at the door that they weren't in trouble. Both Diego and his mother sighed in relief. The blond spoke up inquisitively, "So what is your business here sheriff if it's not arresting us?" His tone was sarcastic and he sure as hell wish the sheriff caught it.

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flowers on the wall ☆ poppetxiv

Crisp spring air. Scenery he enjoyed. Better than having to travel all the way to Kairos for almost everything. Paralia was almost like a paradise to the young jockey. However, it wasn't without its quirks. Often he would be close to trampling someone who wasn't paying attention (and this was not a rare occurrence either). Diego was usually the one who had to reign in his steed or make a swift movement to avoid any unnecessary collisions to those who where apt to not pay attention. It seemed like one of those days. Unfortunately. But much to Diego's luck, he was able to evade such encounters despite how he felt about the day. So he continued on forward. As the greenery passed him with a blur he realized he had been encroaching near the entrance of the forest.

There was a patch closer to the forest filled with flowers. Like a wall of flowers, it was something beautiful. Diego slowed down Silver Bullet to take in the view. In that moment he realized there was someone else too. He hadn't seen them before but from where she was... He assumed that they were both looking at the same wonder of nature. He tilted his head curiously, "It's beautiful isn't it?" Diego probably startled her. Whoops.

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lyrical ♪ trntbld

This place is confusing. Well, the city was a bunch of twist and turns. Diego milled around with a map in hand. It was a pathetic sight. He wasn't from here to begin with so any weird shots that came his direction he shook off. He didn't care for once but he could feel the onlookers sneering or making weird faces as he stood around. Asking for directions wouldn't have been a bad start but he felt he wouldn't learn from a mistake like that to begin with. It was better to get lost and figure it out that way instead. He felt like he got more out of being lost than by asking someone directions although he could be out of here in record time if he had just asked.

He wasn't in the city for himself either. Diego was here to find something for his mother at the record store. Wherever the hell that was. Perhaps he could start by moving out of the way of the busy sidewalk. That'd be a first but they could just walk around him. A trek for a birthday present? It was his line of business here anyways. Swiftly he weaved around the city folk, it was hard to considering the congestion of the sidewalk to begin with. Bumping into people was a common occurrence. He hated it. He hated being touched by these people he didn't know, that was city life. Diego was glad he hailed from Paralia and only came here to run errands.

After what seemed to be hours he finally found himself at the record store of Kairos. Finally. He had written what he needed from here on a sticky note. He could have just put it in his phone but he truly could not have been fucked to do so. Diego whipped his head to the nearest person a blond wearing aviators, "Could you help me? I have no idea where anything is in here."

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Diego was in the mood for coffee. But he was tired of visiting the same place over again and making coffee at home became rather mundane and boring. With phone in hand he sent a message to random numbers.

to: ??? from: dio

SMS MESSAGE:

Where is the best place for coffee? This is an emergency my life depends on it.

Not really but he wanted answers quickly.

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ジョジョまとめ

[dinohelm]

to: what from: dio

SMS MESSAGE:

No. Turn her into the police if she's really the spawn of satan. 

to: -- from: syo

anyone want a free sister i’m giving mine away

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He picked up his phone in confusion. Who could be sending him something? Diego was positive he had no prior appointments or anything important. It was from a number he did not recognize. His eyes narrowed at the screen. What the fuck?

to: ??? from: dio

SMS MESSAGE:

How did you manage that? Just tell them it was a joke! Is that why you're resorting to texting strangers for advice?

Everything that revolved around this man could be blamed to his impulsive nature and as the world commonly dictates — this was accredited to his stupidity too.

to: ??? from: Dont ask.

i asked someone out by accident what do i do

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List of Drabble Prompts

Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason

Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave

Dream: My character will have a dream about your character

Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare.

Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.

Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.

Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa.

Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa.

Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character.

Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer

Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.

Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.

Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa.

Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa.

Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa.

Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa.

Take me: My muse will kidnap your muse.

Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally.

Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify.

Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason.

Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify.

Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm.

Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify.

Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours.

Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours.

Rain: I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain.

Kill: I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours.

Love: I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours.

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Name or nickname: Dio! Twitter handle: @bosudopi Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: ¿¿¿¿¿¿ Fandom(s): JoJo's Bizarre Adventure... pretty much Muse(s): Diego Brando, Dio Brando, Giorno Giovanna, Bruno Buccellati, Gyro Zeppeli and Apollo Justice OC friendly?: Yaaas Multi-fandom friendly?: Mhm! Will you ship your muse with any sex?: I don't particularly care muse likes whoever they like it goes on from there... Are you open to SFW rp?: Of course! Are you open to NSFW rp?: Yeah, but you need to go over it with me first because I don't want it coming out of no where. Can people come up and start a conversation with you?: Yeah, totally!!! ' v')v Can they be your friend?: Yes!

Introducing the mun:

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intro post... torururu

i've done one of these before but it was a month ago. when i joined, oops. so here's a recent one! hi i'm jade/dio! i'm 20 years old... my current frw lineup follows as: dio brando, diego brando, gyro zeppeli, bruno buccellati, giorno giovanna, and apollo justice! a pretty hefty list.. although my most prevalent is dio so you might recognize as him ' v')v anyway!! yas.. if you wanna thread or plot i'm always free to ideas but anyways have fun!

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like for a starter there's no cap

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What? He wasn't sure he heard any of that correctly. She seemed like nothing of those wishing to ride in the past. He expected the typical unmotivated brat that were usually forced to take horseback under his wing. That or the presumptuous preteen that just really liked horses but had no real riding ability whatsoever. Diego's expression was dull for the most part but it shifted into dumbfounded. She was literally nothing what he was expecting and that was speaking volumes of what he usually received. It had been a while since he taught private lessons since the last one had left a sour taste in his mouth. His mother listened to his ranting and ravings over and over again for about a straight month. Thankful for the money but not very pleased with the amount of time he wasted. Perhaps this was his saving grace. He surely wished it was.

"It's a pleasure, Queen. Don't worry. You're in good hands." Diego's tone was almost stale although he did mean what he said. He had gone through this ordeal several times. But she seemed competent enough to go through with the lessons themselves. He nodded agreeing to her statements, she was right on the mark. Aside from her little accident she seemed to have a good head on her shoulders. Although he wasn't ready to abandon the intimidating bravado just yet. She could after all surprise him with something he isn't expecting (and he often expected everything to come at full frontal force). For now he would calm down, it was going to be okay. Hopefully. This can't get any worse can it? He preferred that it didn't. Diego still had several lessons to go, this was just the first. It wasn't necessarily a hefty day she could have probably gone home early. Unfortunately for the both of them, this was not going to be the case.

He cast a downtrodden gaze at the woman, considering her size her horse was perfect for her now that he thought about it. However, that was going to wait. She was not going to get on the horse muddied. At all. He was not going to allow it whatsoever. Diego sighed and responded, "No. It's fine you can come inside. My mother can help you out. We have all day." He grimaced at the end of his sentence, they really did have all day. Until he was fed up with her or until she cried which was what he saw the most on the first day. Although he didn't see this in her. She could have the potential. He wasn't going to underestimate her now. Queen's personality was already a complete shock to him. She must musing the fact that he might only be a few years older than her. Regardless of his age he was rather adept at what he did. That was not something he was going to downplay. He was proud. One did not have question his modesty because he wasn't at all.

Did she just speak to the horse...? That's rather unusual. Well, not really. He always spoke to the horses but someone else doing the same? Although, it wasn't something you would say to an animal. Diego was rather confused. He was going to disregard that but at the same time... It was almost touching? He rethought his impression of her for a moment. He wouldn't know exactly what to think of her until this was all over. He found himself wanting this to be over and done with but at the same time he was moved to teach her. Which was rather odd to begin with.

"You don't have to clean up the mess you leave behind. That's not what you're here for. But thanks for offering anyways." Diego turned and motioned to Queen. "You can wash your hands inside and try to get most of the mud off. Just follow me." This was something that happened often but usually it was either a) A rider trying to get on their horse or b) Falling off the horse. But in this case it was neither. But then c) Accidents happen, like slipping. He wondered what could have caused this to begin with but he wasn't going to ask about all the minute details anyways so he shook it off. First things first, she had to get clean. Or clean enough.

Shut the Horse Up, Diego Brando [Queen + Diego]

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guardsthedevil ♘ watch out!

Thunderous hooves hit the payment, the swift movements of his steed carried Diego along the wind. Paralia's environment was his favorite but having to visit Kairos occasionally was indeed a pain in the ass. He wasn't too fond of the city but he would find himself there for long periods of time. So it was almost as if he were forced to like Kairos. He preferred Paralia for his horse, Silver Bullet. But for now he had to suck it up and continue on his way. Diego was only here running errands for himself and for his mother. She needed to replenish the house with supplies as they were running bare so he took the money he had saved up in case of emergencies.

Diego preferred horseback, there was no wait for a train or a cab. At all. He could rest himself and his horse whenever he wanted. However, he did catch the attention of those in Kairos. It was as if they had never seen a horse before. It was almost comical. Unwarranted petting also came in handfuls. Didn't these people have manners? Apparently they didn't. While he drifted in his thoughts he finally made it to Kairos after what seemed to be forever.

But because of loss of attention he realized he was about to collide into someone -- A girl. Whoa! He reared Silver Bullet, bracing for impact. However, before any casualties or hospital visits. Thankfully the entire accident was avoided, he dismounted his steed and sighed in relief. "That shouldn't have happened... That's on me." His tone was apologetic... Way to go. You almost trampled someone.

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Expecting a visitor in a secluded place was something surprising for the Brando household. Diego's mother enjoyed the company even if it wasn't for her, it made things lively especially since the only noise were the conversations between mother and son or the nature that surrounded them. It was sort of lonely. A soft motherly voice graced the silence that both figures sat in, "Aren't you taking in a new student? From that nice family I heard it's their daughter..." His eyes shot to the side, he remembered receiving a call not too long ago inquiring about horseback lessons. He never rejected them as they were often from families that paid extremely well. However, his run-ins with these types of people were often in person. He would ride to Kairos from Paralia he was always bombarded with questions to people that had taken lessons from him would often refer their friends to him.

Diego never took the money for himself, it always went to his mother. She would often be dismayed that he never took a cent for himself but after a while she'd smile and accept the money regardless.

"Ah, yes... She should be arriving momentarily. Although everything is prepared. Her parents even bought a horse for her as well..." His voice wavered by the end of the sentence. Younger horses were prone to more accidents and this one had a few habits that worried him. It was a smaller breed, perhaps his student was smaller in stature? That could be the case. Diego needed someone willing to learn and if she wasn't then there was nothing he could do. He closed his eyes to the thought and folded his arms against his chest reclining back in his seat. Diego's mother smiled, "Are you worried they'll get hurt and you'd have to pay for the bill?" He scoffed. Accidents happen. Especially for new riders it wasn't entirely uncommon. His mother took it as a 'no'. An expected response from him.

After a few moments he stood up and excused himself from the table. His mother wished him good luck. Diego was going to need all the luck he could get. He had to get ready and he did just that. If the new rider was late her parents had given him her number. Although it bothered him to an extent. Would he really call a late rider...? In any given situation it would have annoyed him if someone were late but he was being paid for this. He gathered up both saddles and the necessary materials. It was going to be a long day. However, there was one thing he could not deny and that was how much he enjoyed riding. Could he share that joy with someone else? He'd tried it in the past few were successful and others quit either due to lack of motivation or he just scared them off with his attitude.

Before Diego walked himself out of the small house a sharp cry shot through the establishment but before he could even register a single bit of the scenery -- Wait. Is this really what he was seeing right now.

A young woman covered in mud stood by where the horses were. He dropped he saddles in disbelief. She's an imbecile. Why on earth did... How... He stopped asking questions and walked himself quickly over to the female. "... At least you're acquainted with your new companion there's that." Wait, that's not what you're supposed to tell someone who is covered in dirt and seems like a stray dog caught on a busy street. "You're also not getting on the horse that way. You can come inside to get yourself cleaned up. I'm assuming you're here for lessons? I'm Dio. I'm going to be teaching you so I don't startle you enough as it is." Diego was bitter. This was a complete dent in the time he was going to spend trying to teach our little klutz the basics. 

Shut the Horse Up, Diego Brando [Queen + Diego]

Queen, We have arranged private horseback riding lessons. Please take these to heart and perform well. We expect you to excell. 

                  - Mother and Father P.S.: There is a surprise waiting for you when you get there.

The light of her phone glinted off the lenses of her glasses before Queen clicked it off for the fifth time in the past ten minutes. How many more times would she have to read over that message before her annoyance subsided? Leaning her chin in her hand, the teen watched with bored eyes as the forest sped past her. Traveling by train was preferable to Queen, honestly, but her parents insisted she take the private car instead. And so here Queen was, sitting in a luxary automobile, wearing brand-new riding clothes and feeling incredibly irritated. It wasn’t so much the fact that her parents had shoved her into these private lessons without permission. Instead, it was that she was expected to excell. Nothing less than perfect for her adoptive parents. Luckily, Queen was not allowed to ruminate these thoughts for much longer. The car drew to a stop and the driver glanced over his shoulder. “Miss Queen, we’ve arrived.” Nodding her understanding with a word of thanks, Queen opened the door and slipped out of the car.

She’d been expecting something different. Perhaps an actual training center or somewhere with many stables or somewhere with many different horses. What she got instead, though, was a quaint house situated near a stable. “Hm.” Well. That made her feel better. At least she wouldn’t be under the stress of having a large group of people watching her while she was trying to learn. As the car pulled away, Queen stood awkwardly. Was she supposed to go up to the door and knock? The idea alone made her grimace. She was just in the process of steeling herself to approach the house when her gaze landed on a wooden fence. Or, rather, what was beyond it. Two horses milled around, grazing. When Queen approached the fence itself, though, both animals lifted their heads to gaze at her. One was pure white, groomed to gleaming, about obviously well cared-for. The other one was what drew Queen’s eye, though. With a reddish brown coat and a black mane and tail, it looked like something out of an idealistic picture.

"…Hello there." Why was she even bothering to greet the horse? Using the first rung of the fence to boost her height, the female braced her hands on the top portion and leaned in slightly to get a better look at the horses. What she didn’t expect was for both to come over to her - causing Queen to lean away slightly. For all the movies and pictures she’d seen of horses, she’d never expected them to be so big. "A-Ah, yes, h-hello there." Again, why was she greeting them? The white horse snorted, turning away from her to walk a few feet and begin grazing once more. The other one stayed, gazing at her. "You are quite pretty, hm?" She hadn’t noticed it until the horse had gotten closer to her, but it had a white blaze running down it’s face - only adding to the beauty. Hestitantly, Queen lifted a hand and reached out to place her hand on the horse’s marking. She most likely would have done it, too, had the horse not chosen that exact moment to nicker at her. The noise startled the teen, causing her to jerk her hand back in fright. At once, her balance was lost and she gave a sharp cry.

And proceeded to land on her bottom. Queen didn’t have to look to know that she’d landed in mud. The sound and the sensation were more than enough to tell her that. So much for brand new riding clothes. Even her boots were splattered in it. Closing her eyes in order to keep her cheeks from going completely red in embarrassment, Queen took a deep breath and pulled herself up to standing. “I am certainly not in Kairos any longer.” Doing her best to wipe the mud off of her rear, Queen only succeeded in getting her hands dirty as well. Staring down at them, she did her best to remain calm. “No…” Suppressing the whimper as best she could, the female closed her eyes. If there was one thing she hated, it was having her hands that dirty. And so Queen stood there, mud-splattered, most likely looking like an idiot. How embarrassing.

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Okay. How are you supposed to explain this to the police.

to: ????? from: diego

sms message:

Stop???? It was a joke!

to: ????

from: hibiya

t e x t

i’m calling the cops.

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????? Who doesn't love me. This is blasphemy. Preposterous. I'll snake my way into people hearts if I have to.

to: ?????? from: diego

sms message:

I never said that 'I' loved you. But thanks for the sentiment I'll remember that. This is for you, I hope you like it. You're welcome.

[ MMS MESSAGE ATTACHED ]

TO: ??? FROM: Jotaro

>> You love me and we haven't even met yet. This goes out to you, my mysterious admirer.

>> [ FILE ATTACHMENT ]

[dinohelm]

to: ????? from: diego

sms message:

Rawr means I love you in dinosaur.

Splendid.