dinsfire24
dinsfire24
the specialest eldritch entity
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dinsfire24 · 10 hours ago
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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts
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dinsfire24 · 10 hours ago
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I think it’s crazy how some people can’t grasp that learning and getting better at things isn’t something you can just skip over without consequence
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dinsfire24 · 1 day ago
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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000
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dinsfire24 · 1 day ago
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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dinsfire24 · 1 day ago
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dinsfire24 · 1 day ago
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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
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dinsfire24 · 3 days ago
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i logged on to twitter.com and saw somebody say “plutonium is fictional because it doesnt exist in nature”. which, one, i dont think is entirely true, im fairly certain trace amounts of plutonium exist in natural uranium deposits, and two, that is such a frankly wonderfully incorrect definition of fictional and im deeply intrigued by the implications. concrete is fictional. polyester doesnt exist
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dinsfire24 · 3 days ago
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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?
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dinsfire24 · 3 days ago
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I was 3 when you told us about spiders Georg.
i don't wanna know about this kind of thing
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dinsfire24 · 3 days ago
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There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people
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dinsfire24 · 3 days ago
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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35
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dinsfire24 · 3 days ago
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Hi, I'm going to try and start this a little earlier to avoid previous issues. We need to raise $700 for rent. We're two disabled trans women that help @rickybabyboy run his account, please help if you can.
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ID: Orange and white tabby yawning very big
$0/$700 raised
Venmo: AGIEF
Ko-fi:
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dinsfire24 · 3 days ago
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dinsfire24 · 3 days ago
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why the fuck do i always come home with eggs in my bag after a night out. where am i getting them am i producing them somehow
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dinsfire24 · 3 days ago
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next time youre hurling abuse into your headset playign video game.. think.... you never know who could be on the other side of the screan
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