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September is Bisexuality Visibility Month. Please be on the lookout for bisexual people when crossing the street, as we can go both ways.

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Girl help! The The girls are messing with the timeline again

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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every major structural social problem right now is basically "we don't have enough skilled workers on the ground" and the reason is always "well we've been intentionally underpaying and understaffng them for decades to increase corporate profits" and somehow the news always just mentions the "shortage" without digging into the cause

air travel is a mess? shortage of air traffic controllers - for some mysterious reason

logistics a mess? shortage of truck drivers - for some mysterious reason

public transit can't meet demand? shortage of bus drivers - for some mysterious reason

We even mysteriously have shortages of doctors, nurses, teachers... FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON

FUCKING PAY PEOPLE AND HIRE ENOUGH STAFF

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Soup Sunday

Him just a lil biscuit boy :3

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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

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we need to stand up against strong as fuck ice mummy

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Right.

Because the military, an establishment that has historically been run for men, by men, while miles away from women for sometimes years at a time, has never allowed drag.

What the fuck

Do you think our forefathers

Would think of us

If they could see us now

Emasculating ourselves with makeup

Dressing like pansies

Making fools of ourselves

Absolutely mocking the very concept of masculinity

While they were giving their lives fighting the Nazis.

Yes, I know the last three photos are British, and you can kindly fuck off.

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One time my dad and I got into an argument cause he said it was unprofessional for a man to wear a skirt to work because a man would only want to wear women’s clothing if it was a sexual fetish and at the time I just thought it was stupid but in hindsight I think I learned something deeply personal about my dad

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I still sell my porn videos on manyvids and I’ve even uploaded new solo scenes and scenes with my girl in the last month

Here’s da link

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Thinking about how to make the sex in an erotic computer RPG game-mechanically relevant in combat in a way that doesn't just boil down to non-standard game overs, and I had a horrible vision of... well, you know those JRPGs with the weirdly detailed cooking mechanics? Like, the Tales-style ones where you get to prepare a meal each time the party rests, and you get different persistent buffs for the next so many battles based on fine-grained criteria including what recipe you used, who you chose to prepare it, what supplementary ingredients were added, etc.? Picture that, except it's different combinations of partners, paraphernalia, and sex acts. All micromanaging who's doing what to whom in order to optimise your stats for the current quest. The hero getting a bonus to fire resistance because they got pegged last night.

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I read one(1) problematic fanfiction and now I endorse all evil things in this world