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Underwater creatures can hear five times as well as humans I also found out that elephants and moths have the best hearing on planet earth a good reason to preserve every single type of creature, because within every creature on planet earth holds a key to longevity

We could augment the human hearing to that of that moth

Within a short span of time

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All the younger siblings of every family got scared because they realized older siblings have seen this shit since the beginning of time it’s like Cain and Abel bullshit which reminds me everybody in the middle class has no parenting, and they all eat heartburn foods and steal other peoples work

Oh, that stupid little bitch all of them

Yeah, I know you guys are like I am Cain and you are Abel.

 You guys don’t know me…

It’s like a Bible story on steroids, and they didn’t think that you would go ahead and take the stick and beat the shit out of them with it

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The mafia bastard four year olds were jealous. Rebecca was making all the gangster babies look bad.

Apparently, with the help of a couple of childhood friends, difficult to identify unless you were there experiencing that experience

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Well, I’m glad you feel like my grandma deserves something

Gramma

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“Stupid humans.”

“Okay yeah but why’s the alien got 3 fingers?”

“I’m going to make that woman too fucking famous.”

D, therefore I call upon the brothers of excellence and integrity to help me fucking protect women.

White

Sides of what things you dumb pieces of shit it’s children’s lives Dennis has been done stick a fork in that old son of a bitch and grandfather

You guys have ruined billions of women’s lives and I’m supposed to sit around and clap because you’re 94-year-old. Grandma had to wait all those years because she was educationally gate kept buy some old bastard who never fucking loved her.

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Love you too

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Enough of that horseshit. Say what you mean.

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If she rises, she will save the world.

“Delusions of grandeur.”

Said a dull tool.

A jealous loser.

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Oh. You need to maybe be fair in your social media dealings often to avoid lawsuits.

Natalie Portman will sue anyone smart, for example. Avoid.

DVO ugh

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That’s not a justification to kill people.

Tiffani Amber thiesen.

Eh.

Trashy.

I suspect.

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Is the KKK anti-extraterrestrial also

Everybody knows that a class three civilization would look like that Star Trek movie with all of the different aliens working together

And we are not even a class one civilization yet

According to apparently some old white guys so it’s probably worth investigating to see if it’s possible to push us to new frontiers like Mars but faster and more efficient than stupid Elon Musk. I don’t like him.

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That’s a little bit of an uncomfortable energy transference

Said who?

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Well, she’s

Hook waters all the same still hook waters but it takes on a different tone when you need a really, really smart doctor and everybody in America is like yeah I know but it’s not gonna be a white guy

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I don’t really know who the judge is to be honest with you. Oh wow, so do you guys feel like you got enough Indian blood or whatever?

Somehow, I don’t think so. Yeah well what did the Indian prophecy speak of because it looks awfully dark I read a story once about people living 1000 years.

You don’t practice medical gatekeeping because it leads to quality of life declining and you will continue to see that declination over a period of whatever amount of time. Basically we are in the dark ages right now and I don’t give a rats ass what any medical doctor says.

Mostly, he will just mimic me because that will be fresh. It will make him seem fake humble.

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Dennis was embarrassed

The magistrate is serious, but the judges around here, riot riot. I had to, but fuck your brother Rebecca.

Well, do we mean anus or is that an interjection?

But yeah, he’s a dick

I said right, but whatever if the judge feels like I should riot and that’s the message that he’s going to send then you tell my imaginary judge boyfriend in the future I wanna fuck you too

Darren Hayes liked the storyline anyway

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That’s true I think there were three exorcists is that right?

Now Dr. Lang needs to be worried that little white four-year-old children will be trafficked and butt raped by the NFL

Oh good God sometimes when I think about retaliation, though it does not make me feel good about things

White people are always trying to get everybody else pissed off especially women

Well, I also happen to get everybody pissed off but when I get everybody pissed off, I do it stylishly

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I told you guys exorcism is real