dionysus-godofwineandmadness

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

*chucks carrot at you*

Do you think I'd be able to make wine from carrots? I have way too many and no clue what to do with them. Please help, I'm drowning in carrots

-@silly-little-wine-flavored-guy

I don't think there's enough sugar in carrots for wine, however they do make wonderful projectile weapons.

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

My gender is confusing but I think it's the best

Accurate. My gender is the best.

@ares-the-godofwar

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

that sounds sus af bro

ooc: what do you mean "that sounds sus?"

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

what happened with the priestess?

ooc: a lot happened that I do not have the mental energy to get into right now.

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

Are you still here?

ooc: Hey, yeah I am. I just haven't been able to rp much lately due to some health problems, I hope to come back soon.

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

truth or dare

hmmm, dare.

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

Do you think I'd be able to make wine from carrots? I have way too many and no clue what to do with them. Please help, I'm drowning in carrots

-@silly-little-wine-flavored-guy

I don't think there's enough sugar in carrots for wine, however they do make wonderful projectile weapons.

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

Hiya!

THE GODS HAVE BLESSED MY DASH AGAIN (literally)

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

{he's definitely not blushing/sar}

Still definitely a softie. But I like softies... especially pretty softies like you.

truth or dare? :3

.......i'm gonna regret this.

truth.

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

First of all-! Why are you so fucking tall??? Mm

Second of all, you are literally cradling me like a baby and you're trying to claim you're not a softie? Please. Gentle Giant you are.

truth or dare? :3

.......i'm gonna regret this.

truth.

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

{appears out of nowhere} You ain't ever gonna beat the softie allegations after this. {Pinches his cheeks while he's bent down}

truth or dare? :3

.......i'm gonna regret this.

truth.

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

buzz

Buzz?

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

You sooo are!

My post limit thing resets soon. You’re getting an arrow up the ass, gayboy.

i have a longer thing for you.

JUST YOU WAIT, MY SPEAR WILL BE UP YOUR ASS SO FAR IT'LL BE COMING OUT YOUR RIGHT EAR!!!!

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

Scream at each other all you want, just letting you know it's gay as hell.

Oh and btw, you are also a twink.

My post limit thing resets soon. You’re getting an arrow up the ass, gayboy.

i have a longer thing for you.

JUST YOU WAIT, MY SPEAR WILL BE UP YOUR ASS SO FAR IT'LL BE COMING OUT YOUR RIGHT EAR!!!!

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

The homoeroticism is intense today

My post limit thing resets soon. You’re getting an arrow up the ass, gayboy.

i have a longer thing for you.

JUST YOU WAIT, MY SPEAR WILL BE UP YOUR ASS SO FAR IT'LL BE COMING OUT YOUR RIGHT EAR!!!!

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

dad... I need to talk to you

Some of the other campers have pointed out that I'm... Not like my siblings

I don't do drugs

i have never even siped wine

and the campers (mostly Ares kids) have told me I'm weird for not being like my siblings

dad are they right?

Hey kiddo, you aren't weird at all.

Not all of my kids do drugs and drink wine, and that is not all I am the god of. I'm the god of theatrics, orchards, vegetation, fertility, ecstasy, and madness. It's simple stereotyping that has lead people to believe that me, and by extension, my kids, are nothing but drunks.

It's like how not all Ares kids love violence, some of them take after him in other ways with a love of dance or upholding the law. I could go on with the other gods but I feel I've made my point. You aren't weird, and a gods singular domain is not the whole part of who they are.

[dionysus-godofwineandmadness]

Oof, I am sensing some mommy issues over here.

what do you feel about rhea .?

Mother, I...appreciate her.