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can you write something about being stuck on an island with grandpa heeseung and falling in love?

Ofc

- Imagine him letting you braid his long greasy beard while you both lay against the palm tree 🌴

- him wrapping his arms around your waist while you roast monkey meat over the campfire

- kissing his bald head while he sleeps on your chest

-frolicking in the sand together and then licking the sand off his toes after

-playing bingo in the sand with the monkeys

-he loves ravaging your body in the wet sand

- climbing tree together and he falls and breaks his leg 😔

- Severing his leg off and eating it that night for dinner

- snacking on the lice in his beard when you get hungry

- on your one year anniversary he proposes to you with a ring made from palm leaves

Hope u enjoy 🩷xx

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AMONG US - CHAPTER 1

DEATH AMONG US

It was 7:30An. You started into the mirror at your poopy brown chocolate eyes. It had been days since your departure from earf and all you had eaten was a single slab of freeze dried corned beef casserole. You jump at the sudden pounding on the poo room door. “AYO are you gonna be much longer? That corned beef stuff is going right through me”. You ignored his cries of distress as you continued to contemplate why you agreeded to the mission in the first place. Suddenly the sound of liquid splattering followed by the screams of the crew mates startled you. “FUCK PLEASE BRO PLEASE” pleaded Jake, clenching for dear life. “Y/N OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD”. Sighing, you finally decided to open the door. Jake who had fallen to his knees was covered in his own green watery diarreah. You gagged, closing the door as quickly as you had opened it, passing out from the rancid smell of jakes shit which had began leaking under the door.

Your eyes fluttered open as you hear the faint sounds of slurping. The space shuttle had fallen awfully quiet for the first time in days. You slowly get to your feet as you go to open the toilet door. Cautiously opening the door, you open the door as you peer outside the door while opening the door. You see a jungwon lapping up the contents that had spilled out of jakes bowels. “EWWW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!” You screamed, alerting the others. The boy looked up at you with beady eyes, the beany substance smothered across his face. “Ich bin Schnabelbub” he explained before scurrying off on all fours.

[He looked like this}

“Ich bin schnabelbub”

“What happened??” Said a familiar voice. Suddenly your best friend tophia peaked her head around the corner. “And what’s that delicious smell?”. “That weird German boy was eating the poo of the floor” “what German boy??” “Don’t you remember? The one that was playing with the roaches on the carpet last week?”. “Idk what u talking about girl you crazy”. Tophia strutted aray, her cheeks flapping in slow motion due to the low gravity. You follow her into the space station to meat up with your fellow crew mates. The crowded entrance to the space station smelt of weed, b.o and cheeseburgers. “Deine Kacke ist lecker” said the little German bug. “Does anybody know what that guy is saying?” Said soobin. “That’s a guy?” Said sunghoon. “He says we should split up to tour the space station and meat back in the cafeteria in an hour” said pooningkai. “tharts a grayt ideaur” sayed heeseung. “shut the fuck up you poofta you aren’t foolin anyone with that bum ass accent” sez jake.

You and bad girl ting tophia split once again from the group to tour the station. “That Australian guy was so hot” she says as you make your way towards the reactor. “Who? Jake? He alright I guess” you say. “No the other one who’s arse is always clenched. He told me he was born and raisined in sidknee” “You mean heeseung? He’s literally not even Australian he’s from Denmark”. “You don’t need to be so fucking jealous of me Y/N. It’s not my fault that you can’t even get one guy because your Pussy STINKS. Why can’t you just be happy that I’ve finally found the Australian man of my dreams you fucking whore”. “As if you don’t have HIV” you snap back. “You’re not supposed to tell nobody” tears threaten to speel from bad gal ting tophia i’s. “I’m sorry toph that was too far I apologise” you say grabbing you besties fat greasy chicken hands. Together you walk to the cafeteria together as you walk together to the cafeteria together. As you enter the cafeteria together you notice all but two of the crew m8s are gathered. You see sunoo sitting alone on the verge of tears. “What’s up fam?” You say not really giving a fuck. “Nikis bean missing for four and a half minites and I can’t find him anywhere!!” You slam your hands against the table and you push yourself up and back from the table. “WOAHH that’s CRAzE fam I don’t give a fUUUUCKK”. You make your way back over to baddie tophia you is staring intensely at her ‘Aussie Man’. “OI U GOT DAT BIG FAT BUNDA AYE” heeseung says, delivering a slap to the fat arse in front of him. An arse that wasn’t baddie tophias . “HWell I never!!” Squeals hueningkai turning around as he clasps his cheeks. The cafeteria falls silent as all heads turn to the door that had just opened on the other side of the cafeteria. Niki enters the cafeteria with an emotionless expression before break dancing to the song to ‘let’s get loud’ by Jennifer Lopez. The room is still silent as he gets up off the floor and joins the group who aren’t even slightly phased by his grand entrance. “Guys beomgyus still missing. He told me he was needed to shit an hour ago” jay says with a concerned look on his face. “Did anyone feed him cheese on the trip up? That stuff has him on the toilet for yonks”. “Ew TMI” gagged taehyun. Jungwon drops from the ceiling and crashes onto the table below crushing it. “Beomgyu wurde den Göttern geopfert. Er ist nicht mehr” He mumbles to the group. “Jungwon says it would be a good idea if we went as a group and looked for beomgyu” translate huuenungkau. “I’m starting to like this little German freak” says yeonjun.

As a group you make your way around the space station in search of your lost friend. Suddenly a piercing scream comes from the front of the group who had just entered the electrical. You pile inside, tripping over each others feet in panic as you come into contact with beomgyus lifeless body. He was limp against the power box, colourful wires coming up his ass and out through his mouth, nose and ears. His corpse was smeared in blood, wet shit and camimbare cheese, peanut butter oozing out of his empty eye sockets. “Holy fuck” soobin chokes, fumbling to take a hit of his asthma puffer. “Nahhh bro you triflin’” says heeseung. You push past the rest of the group horrified at what you had just witnessed. Who the fuck could of done this? You’re followed out of the room by the rest of the crewm8s who are just as horrified as you are. Niki stumbles after you, his face cancerously pale. “Hey- wasn’t niki alone with beomgyu at one point” sayed bad gal ting tophia. “U-uu-u- n- n- no- o -I- w-asn-t-t-nt”

end of chapter 1 part 1 😱

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PROLOGUE

Y/N - little uwu bean, pastel pink, independent feminist, but single and ready 2 mingle #singlepringle

Sunoo - lime green, boss babe, head bitch, hottie patottie, cause of the Irish potato famine. Self diagnosed cancer patient, lover of toads.

Jake - lovable nerd, smol bean, must protec, orange astronaut, good boy, innocent, jakey owo

Niki - yellow crewmate, dream sexual, tol boi, deonus bes fren. Chronic dog licker secretly George memeules

Jay - red, gay, secret crush on heeseung, self taught dancer, flys out water from the Netherlands to drink

Taehyun - pale red, tsundere, bunny lvr, soft for beomgyu uwu, banned from nursing homes for smoking the ashes of dead people

Beomgyu - brown, manager of target, smells like Nandos Spicey peri peri mayonnaise, has a Charlie damelio Stan account, Noah Becks sneaky link

Yeonjun - Peter Parker, full time furry, occasionally dabbles in age regression, in love with Y/N

Soobin - Also in love with Y/N, xe/xem, cake/cakeself, average potato salad enjoyer, deprived of sunlight, iron deficient, has asthma and chronic pneumonia

Jungwon- damaged, had many secrets, can talk to bugs, panic at the disco Stan, wears cling wrap over his clothes to keep them clean, let’s intrusive thought win, only speaks in German.

Hueningkai - Y/Ns bes fren, Millie bobby browns boyfriend, only consumes food that has been blessed by the pope, has a pet mosquito named Antonio from the Bahamas

Sunghoon- in love with Kanye west, brought 25 kilograms of methamphetamines and his dog on the space expedition, has 12 vinyl cds all axelF by crazyfrog

Tophia - Y/N girl best Friend, spits on baby’s, daughter of prince phillip, tsundere 2.0, 712kg and 2 feet tall

Heeseung - bookworm, nerd, Secret crush on bad girl ting toph, gets nervous easily, clenched 24/7, only eats raw corn, forces an australian accent and pretends to be born in Sydney.

What happens when 14 strangers get stuck in a space station? The answer may lie **among us**

CHAPTER 1 RELEASE WHEN I SAY SO <-

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I literally predicted the future what the fuck