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canada,,,, mother nature,,,, you’re doing too much WHY am i wearing a sweater and pants in June and it’ll be almost 40c on monday wtf
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drivers are sooooo annoying but it’s so funny to laugh at them like everyone sees the ‘closed except for local traffic’ and think they can just skirt through the construction zone until they’re met with a GIANT HOLE IN AN INTERSECTION and then they gotta do their stupid lil 3 point turn of shame and go take the actual detour because the ‘local traffic’ is LITERALLY just for the 4-8 houses that live around the construction
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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation
#i just start saying shit to her like ‘hey yknow it was fucked yo when this thing happened right’ and usually she’s just like. yeah. i know.#i’m sorry. it was your step dad. which i suspected anyways but woman i was LITTLE!!!!!
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fucking hate when canada loses because americans are such fucking obnoxious and rude winners
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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"
what then
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yall ever refuse to consume a piece of media you Know youd like solely bc you think itd make you feel more emotions than you want to
#i don’t have the TIME or the#energy or the brain power to experience more emotions or dive into a new fandom
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
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nintendo selloutttttssssss but also like thank u i could never afford <3
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like its mutual both ways,, criminals in the US can’t come to canada and criminals in canada can’t go to the US. my brother hasn’t been able to go to the US in 5 years because of a dui and trump can come on diplomatic immunity with all of his……shit
i’m sooooo mad trump is in canada i hope he’s fucking miserable and the heat makes his face melt off
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i’m sooooo mad trump is in canada i hope he’s fucking miserable and the heat makes his face melt off
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might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder
#ive been using only lowercase for like. a DECADE at this point#and when i text my bosses i have to remember to capitalize and use punctuation and shit and it feels WRONG#it makes me feel like i’m in trouble
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drake getting mad at an ex member of parliament for attending the kendrick show and the ex mp responding and apologizing is HILARIOUS wtf you owe that guy nothing
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this is still so crazy to me
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