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the best part about this is i still have this set up + i always forget so theres a moment after i try to search the tag where im jsut staring at a blank white screen for a minute before going ohhhhh right

i still have my laptop set up so that if i try to look at the main gravity falls tag it just shows me a blank white void btw

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also i forgot to post this while reading it but truest sentence ever written

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sometimes ill be like damn whys it feel so peaceful on this blog now and then ill remember i fully turned my inbox off

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hes just like me

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dipper voice welcome back to dippers guide to the unexplained. today we investigate gravity falls anomoly #94: the beach that makes you old

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im going to be honest i think if ford went to new york city he wouldnt even notice the twin towers were gone. i think new york occupies 0 real estate in his mind at any given moment. i simply dont think hed care bc he doesnt like it there. can you honest to god look me in the eyes and say you can see pre 1982 ford in particular surviving a single moment on a subway. he lives in the middle of the woods

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ok well ignore the fact that im cropping this from stan/doofenshmirtz yaoi. ford wouldnt say that

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WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME SPECIFICALLY.

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okay saury i got my lore slightly wrong the term was already popular by the time this one dropped. at least since 1977. so to rephrase there is no way in hell ford does not know what hurt/comfort is i KNOW he was hitting those fan zines

>the term “hurt/comfort” most likely originates from a kirk/spock fic by leslie fish titled “This Deadly Innocence, or The End of the Hurt/Comfort Syndrome”

>this was published in a k/s zine in 1979

>its very possible ford knows what hurt/comfort is

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>the term “hurt/comfort” most likely originates from a kirk/spock fic by leslie fish titled “This Deadly Innocence, or The End of the Hurt/Comfort Syndrome”

>this was published in a k/s zine in 1979

>its very possible ford knows what hurt/comfort is

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bill cipher pfp is reminiscent of the bright coloration of the poison dart frog

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there was gonna be more, but this is all I had in me

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going thru the fiddauthor tag is like college era post. college era post. filtered content that shall not be named. post from my one of my very lovely mutuals which i have seen already. college era. college era. fiddlestan post that was mistagged for reach i guess. college era femme4femme gender swap (boring. sorry. at least make them old butches). filtered content again. college era

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i think the ideal follower count for a fandom blog is like 100-500 tbh once you get past that things just get really scary

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that time someone got fr mad at me for saying i didnt want alex hirsch to be in the same state as me for an event bc his energy would start attacking me was stll wild i literally do not know how you would possibly want me to word this in a goofier and more inoffensive way

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please support me through ko-fi.com/mzqitu it's my life's work, all i want is to live in a neighborhood where being a lesbian is safe. i'll sacrifice my life if it meant not being with a man ever.

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well speaking of psych horror cant remember if ive made a post about this but i always thought it would be fun to do a house of leaves inspired au where all of the continuity errors in the shack layout in the show are just taken at face value and its centered around ford and fiddleford trying to measure/record data about their weird constantly changing house but that seems like it would be a lot of work and thinking about all the html youd probably have to wrangle to imitate the weird formatting in the book gives me a headache. and also i dont think the bit would be funny enough to justify all of that