dippersguidetotheunexplained
dippersguidetotheunexplained
PhD in Cringe Science
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gravity falls side blog ▵ ford never learned how to play chess headquarters ▵ im an adult
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i cant find y yo a ti fiddleford rn but id reblog that too
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wait what line did disney cut from the journal?
technically it wasnt cut it was just replaced in later editions but basically heres the scene with fiddleford and ford camping in journal 3 first edition:
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“It hasn’t been an easy path, but I prefer the road less traveled anyway. (Although I confided in F that I was grateful to no longer be traveling alone.)
and heres the same section in the later special edition:
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“It hasn’t been an easy path, but I prefer the road less traveled anyway. (Although I confided in F that I was grateful to be traveling it with a friend.)
obviously theres no way to know for sure why it was changed but its a little. hmmm
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how is this not a sweep. i cant trust you people with anything 😐
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wow when i look up fiddauthor on here rn all the top posts are old man yaoi... i dont think this has ever happened before... peace and love on earth <3
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no actually im handing in my punchcard for my bimonthly ford defender rant now bc it drives me so crazy when people get mad at ford for suggesting meditation to fiddleford as if he was somehow being dismissive by doing that AND i am saying this as meditations number one hater bc like he thought he was helping!!!! he saw fiddleford was struggling so he offered to teach him something that personally helped him!!! he genuinely thought it would be good for him why do we have to ascribe some kind of maliciousness to his intentions here when theres no evidence of that. he didnt realize the extent of fiddlefords issues because he actively hid them from him like what do you expect him to do about that. also i eant everyone to know i made that original post while by a lakeside under a weeping willow tree on a beautiful sunny day bc i am beyond saving
NEW policy if you leave ford slander on posts from my MAIN blog that have NOTHING to even do with that show im straight up KILLING YOU!!!!!!
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NEW policy if you leave ford slander on posts from my MAIN blog that have NOTHING to even do with that show im straight up KILLING YOU!!!!!!
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you know as much as i like ford its actually been way more chill being primarily invested in a fanbase where the most popular ship is something im not into bc its simply just not my thing and not bc there seems to be an entire sitewide culture of participating in the abuse apologism olympics over it
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why is looking for fiddauthor fic still so dire 😭 none of these works are even actually about them....
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we cannot keep fucking doing trans!fiddleford/cis!ford we cant. we cant keep doin gthis. something has got to give
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"i think ford is an asshole because he gets too fixated on a single topic and loses sight of everything else and he wasnt able to pick up on a bunch of minor red flags in his friends behavior and skillfully intervene and hes too gullible and he didnt express empathy in a way i think is appropriate this one time" do you guys hear yourselves
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-> you're at the loneliest point of your life
-> you're not on speaking terms with your brother and had like one friend in college but he is now married with a kid/has his own life. you always struggled with making friends, but with these people out of your life and moving across the country, you only have your work to keep you company while you live in isolation. yay
-> you meet guy
-> guy says he knows what it's like to be lonely, agrees with everything you say, and says he can help you reach success if you follow his lead and no one else's! (this is exciting because you feel immense pressure to be successful and had hit several roadblocks in getting there. you are desperate for answers and guy claims he has them)
-> guy tells you his Vague Tragic And Totally True backstory and you relate because you've also felt ostracized and unaccepted your entire life
-> guy is literally your only company for a long time
-> guy drains ALLLL of your finances into a project he says is a surefire way to make you successful
-> guy isolates you further. you think about reaching out to your estranged brother and guy says "what why lol he will literally just fuck up your life again. all you need is me! don't do that" so you agree and he reinforces the spite and resentment you feel towards your family
-> you call up your Boy Best Friend From College to help you with work. you didn't realize how lonely and isolated you were until he showed up. his presence makes you happy!
-> friend gets you a pet because he is worried about you being lonely. guy says "ew get rid of it or else i'll abandon you forever" so you get rid of the pet. meanwhile guy is trying as hard as he can to make you even lonelier by ghosting you for months on end until you have to beg him back into your life
-> you give guy access to your bodily autonomy because you trust him
-> guy starts telling you your friend is getting too close and that he is planning to stab you in the back/sabotage your work. this happened to you before and you felt betrayed by it, and guy has never steered you wrong before, so you listen to him and distance yourself from your friend
-> you have a massive falling out with your friend and he leaves you
-> you find out guy lied about literally everything. all of your finances are gone because they went into that project he lied about. you have no resources and no one to turn to because guy made sure that you would have no one else in your life but him
-> you panic
-> guy starts trying to force you into finishing the project and starts taking advantage of you while you sleep by physically harming you until you agree with him again
-> you tell him to stop, but he says that since you said yes to him before, you can't take it back
-> you can't sleep, guy tortures you everyday, makes you call up your estranged brother and threaten suicide, leaves you like a hair away from dying at all times
-> you're at the end of your rope with no one else to turn to since you're isolated from everyone in your life. you hide all your work and spiral into paranoia
-> you lose 30 years of your life
-> you spend the entire time plotting how to kill guy who manipulated lied abused you and ruined your life
-> 30 year plan fails
-> you come back to your life as an old man. you find out guy targeted your 12 year old nephew and did the same shit to him that he did to you
-> you have constant nightmares, you feel isolated from your family because you literally missed 30 years of your life, your relationship with your brother is in shambles, no one will tell you what happened to your best friend, there's a scary rift thing in your basement that is going to be very bad and you shoulder the responsibility for it alone, you blame yourself for everything that happened and fear you can't protect your family from this
-> guy picks up right where he left off by tricking your 12 year old niece when she's at her loneliest, most isolated and most vulnerable moment (his calling card rly) and traps her in this prison bubble
-> 30 year plot to kill guy fails again
-> guy tortures you by electrocution for days on end
-> guy is 0.2 seconds away from killing said 12 year old niece and nephew unless you tell him how to essentially nuke the planet
-> only way to kill him is to blast ur brother in the head with a gun that erases all of his memories
-> but it isn't abusive, and you are just as bad as guy, and you were an idiot for letting guy into your life. you actually deserved all of that because you like went to college or whatever
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happy pride
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well no one cares but ford + mithrun parallels are driving me to madness again
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