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Let's give mama a massage
(trans rights are human rights)
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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.
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you gotta be careful what you monger. if its fish people will like you but if its war then less so. various results
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u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later
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they should make a wetter water that hydrates you 5 times as much. it should feel like a videogame health potion. instant healing. instant hydration.
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youtubers should do reverse sponsorships. just interrupt the narrative of the video to shit-talk some random company for 1-2 minutes.
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Welcome to my ancient Roman villa. We’ve got running water. Fancy, I know. I paid a lot for that. There’s our household gods. They live in the breakfast nook. Oh look and here’s my husband Julius. He’s playing games with our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our
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man, i need to relax. let me turn on my show where they all yell and fight and argue and shoot each other
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Big, big fan of when things are covered in moss or ivy. I just think it's neat.
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top 10 posts from ur mutuals u ignore that u would block someone else for .
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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually
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goodnight mp3 and 4,
png sleep and jpeg snore,
.txt stop blabbing, tomorrow wake,
and .zip no new files make,
.gif tosses but pdf can’t,
.exe and .dmg want
to now shut down and save some RAM
night time in computer land
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I thought you liked catholics?
That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.
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