Allan, 23, he/him | I like drawing and video games and cats, and i'm very gay
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hey girl wanna come back to my place and chew on the ethernet cable
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Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom
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they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins
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any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect
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Not sure how to explain it, but April quarantine content had a distinctly different feel to it than August quarantine content
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Men.... Dress a little bit more slutty this summer...
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hey does anyone remember when the impeachment trial was supposed to be THE biggest thing headed into the 2020 election because I forgot that it, too, happened THIS YEAR
This year’s been a hell of a decade and we’re only halfway through
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