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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

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women are always saying this about me

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i am once again reminded of the fact that toby fox is a genius at comedic pacing

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I’m getting strong enough to kill you all

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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Immensely powerful thrift shop find, google drive to follow

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Will never know peace until I find another relationship like this

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Charles III: Don't paint my hands or face red, I don't want people to think I've got blood on them.

Painter: Of course, your majesty.

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The people’s princess

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'Irredeemable media' is such a funny concept to me because it's never used for stuff like Birth of a Nation or A Serbian Film. It's always The Owl House or My Hero Academia because these people only watch things for children and can't stand any conflict more complex than Super Mario Brothers.

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mama tetra

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the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

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Reposting my single favourite piece of official Star Wars media for no particular reason.