direfang
direfang
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Hi I'm Graves/Red! Trans Man/Gay/18+ | He/Him | Leo | White | θ∆ | Garqoyle Sarkaz @ Mateus on FFXIV | My art blog is phantomarmor. I mostly play WoW/XIV, as well as FromSoft games. I really love Hades from Supergiant, and Project Moon games.
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direfang · 13 hours ago
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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger
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direfang · 14 hours ago
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Can’t ever join the “they’re mean to me :(“ crowd, a character calls me a cunt and becomes a permanent party member
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direfang · 14 hours ago
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can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin
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direfang · 14 hours ago
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she took the pey wet in the divorce
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direfang · 14 hours ago
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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direfang · 15 hours ago
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add yours!
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direfang · 15 hours ago
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direfang · 15 hours ago
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direfang · 15 hours ago
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i need kissie i need hug. i need hundred thousand bug
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direfang · 16 hours ago
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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direfang · 16 hours ago
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time to bring the Truman housing caps back:
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direfang · 16 hours ago
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I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!”
The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people who keep splitting the party, I think that’s why I’m really here.”
Relatable, kid, relatable.
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direfang · 18 hours ago
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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!
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direfang · 18 hours ago
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direfang · 19 hours ago
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
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when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
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direfang · 19 hours ago
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hey did you know how big an albatross was because I
VERY
fucking
did not
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direfang · 19 hours ago
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my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked greatclub, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud
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