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STOP POINTING OUT ANATOMY ERRORS IN MY JOKES DO I LOOK LIKE I UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT HUMAN ANATOMY TO YOU.

do you think i give a fook, mister insensitive douchebag

geez, think of the people who were born out of slime!!!

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cockstick

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did someone say smackdown

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#I'LL TWERK ON YOUR CORPSE I SWEAR ON ME MUM.

#ill diarrheapiet all over your face you little cunt #:) 

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cancridcells replied to your post: if any one of you can figure out my url youll get...

DIARRHEAPIET.

dont be cute

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dammit

it actually means

in the west pacific where i was born and raised, on the beach where i spent most of my days, chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool…and all shooting some b ball right outside school when a couple of girls, they were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood i got in one fight and my grandpa got scared and said “youre moving with your dog in new york city”

i whistled for a cab and when it came near, licence plate said “fresh” and had a dice on the mirror, if anything i could say that this cab was rare, but i thought, nah, forget it, yo homes to new york city!

i pulled up to a house about seven or eight and i yelled to the cabby, “yo homes, smell ya later!” i looked at my kingdom and i was finally there to sit on my throne as the magical girl of new york city

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cockcyx replied to your post: if any one of you can figure out my url youll get...

diri(sucks eggs)piet

no cookie for you!

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if any one of you can figure out my url youll get a cookie :)

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tumblr user diripiet sucks eggs

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tumblr user cancridcells also does this every other wednesday they get together to compare pooping strategies

tumblr user cockcyx likes to video tape himself pooping he watches it later in slow motion

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yep! i sure can. which is why im one of the few people qualified to defeat them and save the general population from mysterious deaths

youre probably right about that one. i know he had some sort of dealie with his self consciousness about something hed most likely get real mad at me for if i told you, so...

Yeah…that does sound a little different from what I was thinking. But you can see them?

Maybe he’s just lonely.

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tumblr user cockcyx likes to video tape himself pooping he watches it later in slow motion

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it was an accident chill!

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it started out with a click

how did it end up like this

it was only a click it was only a click

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when u dave com home and make hte nipples explode

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i have awakened