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Because i'm with you in the dark.

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well, I suppose now there will be an influx of homestuck fans online who did not read homestuck. You must understand - this is no change to the status quo

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the last two months i haven't even drawn anything because of a lot of depression, grief, and then just busy in general because of raising the newborn kitten (who is now 11? 12? weeks old! hes so big!!).

but i can't wallow forever, so. slowly back to grind.

shuffling out some unpopular items. (I have way too many piers stickers have i think ive sold a collective of three of since i first opened the store up)

the stickers on the chopping block are:

Champion Leon

Gym Leader Piers

Piers's Night In

so to try and clear out some stock, there's a limited promo code:

✨CLEANINGHOUSE✨

this is valid storewide from Jul 26, 2025 8:30 AM—Aug 16, 2025 12:00 AM CST

now that that's out of the way, more news:

finally getting around to getting some new merch ready for the shop.

i'm going to be ordering mockups of these items plus a couple other things im fiddling with, so ill have pictures of those up at some point, but here's some mockups from my manufacturer. the other items not posted will be a nice surprise i think.

thank you everyone for your patience

mockups below the cut

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Episode 1

The two of them walked on through the desert. Her hat was still nowhere to be found.

The wind grew stronger, as if gently pushing the Dark Traveler forward. Then, all at once, something strange appeared on the horizon— a large, mysterious shape.

As they approached, he saw it was twice his height. It looked like something long had coiled in on itself and then hardened, partially buried in the sand like an ancient fossil. At its center was a hole—just the right size for His Light.

He leaned over to peer inside. The sand gave way beneath him and tumbled into darkness.

“Does it go on forever?” she asked.

“It’s very deep,” he replied softly.

“Maybe… my hat was pulled down there,” His Light murmured suspiciously, leaning forward in her egg pod to peer deeper inside.

Just then, a powerful gust tore through the air— stronger than the one that had taken her hat.

In an instant, she was snatched from his hands.

Her egg pod was far too smooth—his fingers couldn’t hold on.

“Ah!” she cried.

He reached out—his fingertips brushed hers for just a moment.

Then she was gone, sliding into that deep darkness.

But it wasn’t cold. It was soft. Warm.

The tunnel walls shimmered, reflecting her light in every direction— colors bursting like neon. It was fast. Beautiful. Surprising.

It felt like the tunnel itself was welcoming her.

"Wheee!" Her fear turned to laughter. She let herself whirl through three great loops, faster and faster— until, all at once, it was over.

The pod shattered on impact. Her small body floated briefly in the air— —but he was already there.

He caught her, gently.

“Oh, good… My Light. You didn’t lose any pieces?” His voice was tender.

Still breathless and thrilled, she replied:

“That was really cool… But… it broke. The pod you made for me…”

She looked down at the broken fragments below them and spoke with regret.

“Maybe… that was someone’s precious memory. And I just played with it and lost it, like it was a toy. I should’ve returned it when I was done.”

Guilt filled her voice. But the Dark Traveler only smiled gently.

“Maybe it wanted to come here too. Even if it broke.”

He turned and pointed toward the center of the vast chamber.

There—resting in silence, glittering softly— lay an enormous, shining egg. Even larger. So much larger. ---- to be continued... Episode 1

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Sick and tired of the bot spam, disabling anon asks.

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-L.F.

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A fun lil Alolan Grimsley sketch for the road

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ponies ^__^

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it’s because you’re always in that damn narrative

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and of course happy birthday to every thoroughbred horse of the northern hemisphere

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Oh my god. I'm holding the horses as we speak, what the hell. That's so fun.

Hold your horses!

New follower sticker for: @dirkv2!

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Have a doodle in the middle of the night, why not. <3

Vikram (Gold) belongs to my good pal @fullofbones ^///^)b Minim belongs to me, she's silly. :3c (And thinks Vikram is very biteable)

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These two are so cute and for what. FOR WHAT.

Anyways, this is a silly impromptu poem my brain whipped up and I decided it was important enough to polish it up a bit and doodle it out. o///o)b

The Red guy is Maddock, and the smoke dude is Elsen, who belongs to @fullofbones. And We're DefinitelyIncredibly Normal About Them.

Fun fact instead of kissing, these lil fellas touch face, and I will never not find that phrase absolutely hilarious. Anyways, good day~ <3

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Big fan of the new Obvious Plant for obvious (plant) reasons

[ID: An Obvious Plant branded toy package in pink, orange and white with a realistic plastic prawn in the blister pack. Text reads "Fuck it, let's PRAY TO THE PRAWN GOD. Benevolent! No church! Visibly patrols the sky in exchange for small fish and invertebrates! Bad stuff continues to happen, maybe try worship the Prawn instead? WARNING: VENGEFUL. do not cross the prawn" end ID]

[ID: The reverse of the package, with a prawn drawing at the bottom. Text reads "THE 8 TENETS OF PRAWN GOD. 1. Nature is sacred. 2. Do no harm. 3. Ingest of the BRINE. 4. Cleanliness is prawnliness. 5. Greed corrupts. 7. The number [REDACTED] is forbidden. 8. Devoutness shall be rewarded with: (1) A RIDE ON THE PRAWN. This prawnduct is not real. Nothing is real." End ID]

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A little message from BreezefulSkies for you!

Fanart of BreezefulSkies fanfic Harmonic Rock because i'm literally so insane about it pls go read it

Bonus doodle: