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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

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grocery essentials

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First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

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I WILL BREAK MY OWN FUCKING HANDS I SWEAR TO GOD.

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me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

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the ultimate weapon

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Max Arnautov - I need a break from fighting with myself - (2024)

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okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

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My cotton ball sprouted wings!

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Mechanics have diagnosed the issue with your car,

too much bnuuy

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chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

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no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.