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dirtmunch · 1 day ago
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🐱 British Longhair
📸 Svetlana Valuyskaya [Berlizof*RU]
🎨 Cinnamon Tortoiseshell
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dirtmunch · 1 day ago
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he stopped making sense so i started talking head and soon enough we were making flippy floppy
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dirtmunch · 1 day ago
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Pho (x)
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dirtmunch · 2 days ago
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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink
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dirtmunch · 5 days ago
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Ranking modern art pieces by how likely i’d be to jerk off to them if there were a gas leak in my house
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dirtmunch · 6 days ago
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Dragonball: Evolution (2009) BEST SCENE
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dirtmunch · 7 days ago
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Ohhh I just saw the Sabrina carpenter album cover. Lol okay this would be fine if the music was good enough to justify it. Like on some real experimental freak shit but if all ur gonna offer is sex appeal and mid generic pop you just look silly doing all that. Like if ur gonna set women back give the girls genre defining culture resetting music to compliment it. Have people not learned from lil nas x. Shock value without the creative talent to push music forward is a career death sentence. They all want to be as audacious as Madonna without the music to back it up
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dirtmunch · 7 days ago
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Isn’t it funny how kpop artists are not allowed to say imma beat that pussy up but they are almost always peddling sex appeal in some way so we get one thousand metaphors instead and it’s like
girl group lyrics: look at my cookie my cake my strawberry cream sundae because it’s sweet and it’s pink and it’s fresh and it’s hot and if you want it you can taste it but not everyone can taste it but you can touch it and feel it and it feel so good. My sundae my sundae everybody now 1 2 3 shake it shake it
boy group lyrics: come ride on me and around me and on top of me and jump on top of me and we are jumping around and around and we are close to each other because we are driving in the car. And you can drive my car and we can drive the car together and we can drive so hard and so fast. Vroom vroom skrrt skrrt let’s ride let’s go let’s jump up and down I love my car it’s fun.
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dirtmunch · 7 days ago
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Prince x Geek Bar collab
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dirtmunch · 7 days ago
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Does anyone have that gif of the fat horse walking but the 2nd half whet eit gets shot and like keels over??? Or did I imagine that?????? HELP
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dirtmunch · 13 days ago
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All I want for Christmas is purple kush.
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dirtmunch · 14 days ago
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Sabrina is definitely going for commentary on how men treat women (like she’s a slave for men, a dog) and maybe how a lot of the general public have been seeing her. I don’t see how it would be anything otherwise following the Manchild song because the lyrics are making fun of men.
To make a feminist or anti-patriarchal commentary you have to actually do something against men, not just do everything they want and claim it isn't intended to please them after the fact. Treating men like animals would be feminist commentary, or even just saying something about female liberation would be, but she's just literally being a human pet. it's gross, and stop defending it that's embarrassing. stand up and get your values off the ground.
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+ you're offering this lame song a veeery generous interpretation. If you heard me making fun of men you would throw up...
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dirtmunch · 16 days ago
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is shaving defiance? is promoting plastic surgery girl's girl behaviour? is makeup self care? are heels empowering? is reading apolitical? is voting feminist? is giving up on your career freeing? is starting a traditional family with 5 kids my own choice? is having rights feminist?
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dirtmunch · 16 days ago
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He's going to be mine alll mine AHAHHAHA
My big bro bought me the Dokuga GK when I said I was too Broke to drop 200 on it 🥺😭❤️
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dirtmunch · 17 days ago
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plany off time is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have
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dirtmunch · 17 days ago
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dirtmunch · 18 days ago
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Art by Cheng Letian
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