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I found a TMI thing so here you go ask me stuff
Hot Survey… 101 Kinky Questions (Enjoy!!!)
1. Have you ever slept naked? :
2. Have you ever masturbated? :
3. What’s your bra size, or dick length? :
4. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?:
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn’t a person? :
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? :
7. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked? :
8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? :
9. What’s your greatest fantasy? :
10. Would you suck on anyone’s toes? :
11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? :
12. Would you have sex there?
13. How old do you think you’ll be your first time? :
14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?:
15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? :
16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same sex?
17. What and who turns you on? :
18. Have your hands ever been down anyone’s pants? :
19. What superstar would you have sex with?:
20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? :
21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian?:
22. Are you gay or lesbian?:
23. Whose the sexiest male or female you know?:
25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? :
26. Would you rather be cute or sexy? :
27. How many people would you have sex with at once? :
28. Have you ever put on a strip show? :
29. Have you ever seen a strip show?:
30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? :
31. What’s your kinky fetish? :
32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? :
33. Have you ever had an orgasm? :
34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? :
35. Have you ever played with a condom? :
36. If you could be a spice what would it be? :
37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, hand cuffs, etc.?:
38. Have you ever tried on a condom? :
39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?:
40. If someone says “spank me” do you do it and get turned on?:
41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?:
42. Have you ever seen anyone’s dick?
43. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else’s while you were both naked? :
44. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? :
45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? :
46. What was the weirdest thing you have ever done to your b/f or g/f? :
47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? :
48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?:
49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?:
50. Have you parents ever caught you doing anything?
51. Have you ever caught them?:
52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? :
53. Have you ever gotten sand up you? :
54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? :
55. What do you wear to bed? :
56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or parents bed?:
57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? :
58. Have you ever eaten green M&M’s? :
59. Have you ever used lubricant?
60. Have you ever practiced kiss on something? :
61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else?
62. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? :
63. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?:
64. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job? :
65. What kitchen item would you label your b/f or g/f? :
66. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? :
68. What does the number “69” mean to you? :
69. Have you ever played cops and robbers and if so what was your naughty crime? :
71. What’s the weirdest thing you can do with Jell-O? :
72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? :
73. When you were little did you ever play with yourself? :
74. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? :
75. Have you ever rested your head on somebody’s chest or dick? :
76. Have you ever seen or heard your friends parents having sex?
77. Were you a witness to someone having sex? :
78. Does ice cream turn you on?
79. How about cherries? :
80. Would you ever have phone sex? :
81. Do you go by the rhythm of music? :
82. Would you ever do anyone in a tree? :
83. Would you ever have sexual contact with a relative? :
84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don’t even know? :
85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? :
86. Do you find older women or men attractive?
87. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom?
88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best?
89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? :
90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? :
91. Which would you rather make out:
92. Have you ever sneezed on your partner? :
93. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex?
94. Have you ever had a physical and how was it? :
95. What color is your hair (pubic)?
96. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair?
97. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out?
98. Your love life is like which of these movies:
99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together :nope
100. Have you ever burped while making out?
101. Would you do anyone on your friends list?
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Kinky Questions!!
1. When was your first kiss?
2. Was your first kiss with a girl or guy?
3. Who kissed the other first?
4. Have you ever played spin the bottle?
5. Have you ever play dirty truth or dare?
6. Did you have to kiss a girl or guy while playing spin the bottle?
7. How old were you when you searched for porn?
8. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
9. When did you lose your virginity?
10. Was your first time with a girl or guy?
11. How far did you get your first time?
12. Where was your first time?
13. Have you ever had sex with your parents home?
14. Have you ever sent nudes?
15. Have you ever sexted?
16. Have you ever had phone sex?
17. Have you ever had car sex?
18. Have you ever had sex in public? If yes, where?
19. Have you ever had sex on a beach?
20. Have you ever had sex in a tent while camping?
21. Have you ever had a one-night stand? If yes, how many time?
22. Was your one-night stand with a girl or guy?
23. Have you ever had a one-night stand with someone, and didn’t know their name?
24. Do you have a FWB? If yes, girl or guy?
25. Have you ever done the walk of shame?
26. Have you ever watched porn with someone else?
27. Where you ever caught masturbating? If yes, by who?
28. Do you masturbate manually or mechanically?
29. Have you ever filmed or been filmed having sex?
30. Have you ever had sex in a bathroom stall?
31. Have you ever had sex in the shower?
32. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
33. Have you ever had sex in a swimming pool, or any large body of water?
34. Have you ever touched or have been touched at the movies?
35. Have you ever touched or been touched under the table at dinner party?
36. Have you ever gone out without panties on?
37. Have you ever tied or been tied up during sex?
38. Have you ever blindfolded or been blindfolded during sex?
39. Have you ever spanked or been spanked before or during sex?
40. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
41. Are you for foreplay?
42. Do you like it rough?
43. Role-playing?
44. Have you or would you let someone fuck you with toys?
45. Anal, have you got/given it? If yes, did you/they like it?
46. Have you ever had a threesome? If yes, all girls? All guys? One girl, one guy?
47. Do you own crotchless panties?
48. How many toys do you own?
49. Have you ever secretly gone out with a butt plug in?
50. Have you ever been woken up with sex?
51. The most times you’ve orgasmed in one day?
52. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
53. Have you ever squirted?
54. Have you ever eaten food off of someone? If yes, what food, and what location?
55. Have you ever had sex while high or drunk?
56. What is one of your fantasies?
57. What is the most kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
58. Favorite position?
59. What is an instant turn on for you?
60. Have you ever been double penetrated? If yes, was it a toy and a penis? 2 toys? Or two penises?
61. Do you like being double penetrated?
62. Would you agree if a couple offer you to join them for sex?
63. On average, how long does it take you to get off?
64. Do you eat or get eaten out?
65. Are you touching yourself right now?
66. Do you blow or get blown?
67. Are you the quiet or loud type when climaxing?
68. Do you have any genital piercings? If yes, specify the type of piercing.
69. Have you 69ed? If yes, did you like it?
70. Do you have nipple piercings? If no, do you want to get them? Why/why not?
71. How many times per week do you get horny?
72. How many times do you masturbate per a week?
73. Do you sleep naked?
74. If you could have sex with anyone in the world, who would it be?
75. Condom or no condom?
76. Are you allergic to latex condoms?
77. What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever done to make someone have sex with you?
78. Wax, stubble, or bushy?
79. Brazilian, triangle, or landing Strip?
80. Do you like your girl shaved or all natural?
81. Do you like you guy shaved or all natural?
82. Pull out method?
83. Do you taste good?
84. Have you ever planned to have sex for the entire day? (With breaks in between to eat, nap, etc.)
85. When was the last time you were able to be loud and messy?
86. Have you ever gotten so turned on during a situation that wasn’t meant to be sexual? If yes, what was the situation? And what did you do?
87. Have you ever scissored?
88. What is your boob/penis size?
89. What was your longest record of kissing?
90. When should sex come, while dating?
91. What are you wearing right now?
92. Spit or swallow?
93. Have you ever bought lingerie for someone else? If yes, who, and what type of lingerie?
94. Would you masturbate in front of someone to turn them on?
95. Have you masturbated in front of someone and told them they can’t touch?
96. Would you give head to someone driving? Would you finger someone driving?
97. What’s the longest you’ve gone with out masturbating?
98. What’s the longest you’ve gone without having sex?
99. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses, which part of my body would you look at first?
100. When was your last wet dream? Do you remember the details? If yes, spill!
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They say its in the eyes of you who see sexiness. I say its photographer who captures it. Wt do you say guys
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Hotwifing is growing in popularity. 58% of men secretly admit they would like to share their wives. Imagine that! Half the men you know are into that and many of yours girlfriends are likely already doing it. A Hotwife is a married woman with permission to play but she makes the rules. Her husband must remain faithful. This lifestyle is a huge turn-on for many men. It’s not about jealousy and bi-curiosity. It’s about control. It’s about sharing the woman he loves, getting off on her enjoying other men, her being a personal porn star. Men who are into this kink tend to be hardworking, intelligent leaders. Alpha males, they are used to being boss with a take-charge personality and this lifestyle puts the control in the Hotwife’s hands. The more fun the hotwife has, the more her husband enjoys it.
It started for me when I found Hotwife porn on my hubby’s computer. I was shocked, offended. I thought he wanted to fuck other women. This was far from the truth. It took some time to realize he wanted to share me. It turned him on and he did not know how to tell me. Would I think he wanted to cheat if I did it? Would I think he’s bi? These are fears he had and it took some time for me to realize it was all about him being turned on by me being naughty and in control. It was all about me and him finding me attractive. Me being naughty makes him want me more. It’s brought us so much closer.
Most marriages get very boring in the bedroom. Hotwifing spices it up 100x. It’s important to focus on the physical aspect of sex with your dates and the emotional connection with sex with your hubby. The extra sex with other men isn’t the main focus, ITS THE RECLAIMING SEX WITH YOUR HUBBY. You just enjoyed a great, liberating experience and hubby gets you in the end every time. You’re going to be having a lot more sex and you will find yourself saying “can you do what X did to me?”.
Some of my list below ventures more on your hubby being more submissive. Others less so. If your hubby does not want to do the extra submissive ones, that’s ok. You might not either. It’s important to be respectful to hubby. Your date should always be respectful if your hubby is there for the encounter. He should never ridicule your hubby. That will ruin the experience. Depending on your relationship, you may say more submissive things like “what do you want him to do to me” or “is this what you wanted to see?”, or more dominant things like “watch how good he fucks me”, or engaging in more dominant activities that you will find below. Many couples are afraid to try the light dominant acts, but you might be surprised how much you’re both into it once you do.
Here are some tips, challenges, and dares!
Starting out:
1. Point out men you’d like to fuck. Tease the idea.
2. Tell your husband you know men who want to fuck you.
3. Flirt with men, even in front of your husband. Make it obvious you’re flirting. Even say something like “you and I should get together for drinks sometime. This is my hubby but he’s working tomorrow. How about we get together then?”
4. Tell men you’re married and need extra cock. A lot of men will fuck you harder knowing you’re married.
5. Talk about your exes. Especially sex with them.
6. Tell your husband you want to fuck other men during sex.
7. Tell your husband you won’t fuck him again until you fuck someone else.
8. During sex, make him admit you deserve more cock. Not just from him, but you deserve to be well fucked by other men, often.
9. Tell your husband of fun you’ve had with men while in bed. Be honest and tell him of occasions you’ve never told him. He WILL be turned on. I told mine of some past infidelity from years back and he was turned on.
10. Tell your husband you want to fuck your ex (and do it)
11. Tell your husband you want to feel another man fill your pussy with cum.
12. During foreplay, tell your husband you want to leave to go fuck someone you know. Have your husband take a pic of you to send to him right then.
13. Go to a hotel bar with your husband and flirt with guys. Try to get invited to his room.
14. Dance with guys and grind on them in front of your husband.
15. Have your husband tell a guy you’ve been flirting with that he wants him to fuck you.
16. Have drinks with your husband and a guy you want to fuck and tell the guy how you want to be fucked. Touch him, get close to him, guide his hands.
17. Get a guy’s number that you met with your hubby and secretly sext him in front of your hubby. Pro tip: Use the message app Kik.
18. Go on a girls night out and go home with a guy. Best if you have single friends. Make sure to dress slutty and have your husband watch you get ready. He’s hoping it turns into a late night.
19. Carry condoms in your purse and make sure your husband knows.
20. Sext other men and show your husband.
21. Have your husband take pics of you in your underwear for you to send to men.
22. Make a dating profile (Ashley Madison, Tinder, etc). This is a must do. Show hubby the guys you want to fuck.
23. Have your husband pay for lingerie your lover will enjoy. Say things like “Do you think he’d like to fuck me in this?”
24. Have your husband help you get ready for a solo date. Make sure to trim very well. Very little or no hair. Clean yet sooooo dirty :p
25. Go out and send updates and pics. Start clothed at a bar or restaurant with his hand on your hips or butt. Your hand on his crotch, etc. First kiss.
26. Go to his place and have your date send a pic of you bent over in your underwear. If it’s new underwear say something like “recognize the new panties you bought me? I found someone who will be the first to make them wet”
27. Send pics of his hand on your panties, rubbing your crotch. Suggestive pics. Don’t go full nude. Tease him.
28. Send pics of his face in your pussy.
28. Send a selfie with his dick in your mouth (very hot)
29. The pics stop as your hubby knows you are getting fucked.
30. Alternative: Live video or speakerphone your husband while you get fucked. Moan loud and beg for cock. Make sure to audibly tell your lover you are married and need to be fucked harder than your husband fucks you.
31. If you choose to send pics of the action, use low light. Tease him with it.
32. If no condom, scream for him to cum in your pussy.
33. If using a condom, use a new one each time you fuck and bring them all home to show your husband.
34. Tell your lover to make your panties soaking wet so you can show your husband.
35. Play with the idea of having your hubby eat your pussy after your date or kiss you after a blowjob. You might not think it, but when in the act both tend to find it very hot.
36. BONUS: Let your lover cum in your pussy and put your panties on immediately. Go home, lay on the bed, and spread your legs showing your husband your cum soaked panties.
37. Tell your husband every detail. You decide if your husband deserves a blow job, hand job, let him fuck you, or make him jerk off.
38. Make your husband use a condom to fuck you. Or don’t. Make him be your sloppy seconds.
39. MAKE HIM WATCH: It’s not going to be easy to find a guy who is okay with hubby watching. This is often best done if it’s someone you have been fucking so you and your lover are both comfortable. The three hottest moments of the first encounter hubby sees is watch your date slowly undress you, watching his cock enter you for the first time, and cum dripping out of you.
40. Introduce your lover: “Hubby, this is Mark. He knows how to fuck me and he’s going to show you how I like it.” Or “what do you want him to do to me?”
41. Have him sit outside the bedroom door and listen “Sorry, you can’t watch but we’ll let you listen”. Then make it loud!
42. Have hubby hold you while you get fucked.
43. Have your husband pull aside your panties while your lover eats your pussy.
44. Have your husband take off your panties for your lover.
45. Alternative: Make sure your panties are wet and put them on your husband’s head.
46. Or fuck with your panties on so they are wet and cum soaked. Visually, women look hot fucking with the panties pulled aside. Plus, you’ll get more cum in them for later tips.
47. Ride your lover’s cock so your hubby can see from behind. Great in video too.
48. Tell your husband he can’t touch himself. BONUS: strap him to a chair.
49. Look in your husband’s eyes as you’re fucked from behind.
50. Moan loud. Tell him how good you’re being fucked.
51. Wear your wedding ring and have your lover cum on it.
52. BONUS: Have your lover do something to you that your husband doesn’t: “Fuck my ass”, etc.
53. Have your hubby rent a hotel room and send him out for drinks when you have a “guest”. He’ll come back to you getting fucked.
***Other adventures:
54. Fuck several men. Make some more frequent but keep options. Fuck other men AT LEAST once a week. Your hubby will want to fuck you immediately, so be prepared for lots of sex.
55. Have your husband drive you to your lovers house.
56. Fuck your lover all night and call your husband to pick you up in the morning only to fuck your lover once more while he waits.
57. Kiss your lover as you leave and tell him you can’t wait to fuck again.
58. Tell your husband to thank your lover for fucking you.
59. Have your husband wait outside your lovers house while you fuck.
60. Tell your hubby to undress you for your lover.
61. Fuck your lover at home and leave your panties, a condom, or other memento on his side of the bed.
62. Fuck your lover on your wedding anniversary. Bonus if you’re wearing bridal lingerie. I planned this for a weekend getaway. My husband watched as I wore white panties that said “bride” on the back and white leggings for three rounds of fucking in our hotel room.
62. Fuck your lover on your husband’s side of the bed while he’s at work. Send pics and video.
63. Suck your lover’s cock and send a pic of the cum in your mouth to your husband.
64. Have your husband rent a room for you and your lover for the weekend. Count the number of times you cum and tell hubby. Must send pics!
65. Tell your husband he can’t fuck you until you’ve fucked X number of guys or X number of times.
66. Let your lover do things to you that you don’t do with your husband (cum in your ass, threesome with two guys). All the reason for private sessions without hubby.
67. Speaking of 3somes. Try two guys at once.
68. Wear panties with slutty messages (Return to Husband Full, Make a Mess My Hubby Will Clean It Up, Fuck Me Harder Than My Husband). Show this to men you’re flirting with in front of your hubby: Unzip and show message “what do you think of these?” I have some that say “my hubby won’t mind” at the top of the butt that I let guys see when in bars or a dance club.
***ADVANCED:
69. BIG BONUS AND VERY HOT. HE DOESN’T KNOW IT YET BUT THIS IS A BIG TURNON: When you come home with your panties full of cum, take them off, put on something sexy, and put the creamy panties on his head so your lover’s cum drips on him. Just do it. Nothing tells him you got well fucked like cum in your panties. VERY HOT.
70. Or…lay him on the ground while wearing the panties and rub your crotch on his face. Very very hot. He might just eat your pussy. I’m getting wet thinking about it.
71. Or…if using condoms, empty them in your panties and put them on his head.
72. When doing this, rub his cock and tell him how good you got fucked and tell him he needs to see and feel how good the cum was that was inside you. Tell him to feel your well used pussy.
73. When fucking in front of your hubby, make him wear your panties.
74. Blow your lover and swallow, but leave some on your lips. Tongue kiss your hubby.
***If your hubby REALLY deserves to be teased. You are in control and he WILL do what you say.
74. If your husband is watching, tell your lover to make a mess of your pussy because your husband will clean it up. Then sit on him when you’re done and let it leak all over him. His legs, chest, even his face.
75. BONUS: make him eat your pussy whether or not you used condoms. If you came home from a date, tell hubby to pull your panties aside and eat your pussy, especially if he cheated with X. Tell him how good you got fucked. Just tell him to do it and he will do it. YOU MAKE THE RULES.
76. Make a list of consequences. Checked a girl out: You get a Tinder date. Watched porn: you’re free to be a porn star with another man for the day. Flirted with a girl: You fuck five guys. One nighters, all weekend, your ex, someone you both know. Anyone you want and you make the rules. Even if he has to fly you somewhere to fuck someone all week. Updates and pics are required.
77. Spanking.
***Clearly there a humiliation factor that you both will get off to. Men knowing they are fucking his wife, you fucking men you both know. Maybe a friend knowing. Spanking (naughty boys deserve it). Your lover’s cum on hubby. Your lovers being told to show hubby how you like it. Have fun with this. It will make the experience stronger.
78. The hotwife 69. Get in the 69 position with your hubby but have your lover fuck you so your hubby has a great view just inches from your pussy.
79. ADVANCED: Strap-on play.
80. Wear a Hotwife anklet. Guaranteed to get attention of men in the know.
81. Have a friend spank your hubby. I have a friend who is a bit kinky and knows about our lifestyle. She felt my hubby needed punishment for flirting with a mutual friend years ago. I brought a guy home on girls night and she spanked my hubby, with my lovers belt, as I was getting fucked by my lover. I came out with the belt and handed it to her. After a while I came out with my soaking wet panties for him to wear and she sparked him. Of course you need a friend you can trust for this one.
***This Hotwife activity has brought us closer. We are more open sexually and satisfied. After all, I get many times more sex than ever. Sex with my husband is frequent. HAVE FUN!
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