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Just coming in to say that Dexter's hot BOTH when he's a human AND when he's a doll, and I'm not scared to admit that

I don't give a fuck if he has a cock OR a pussy, I'M GIVING HIM HEAD REGARDLESS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Cut a fuck hole in the doll and stick your ween in there

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lila in a cute cowprint bikini. chub spilling over. stretch marks visible. she has a cowbell neckpiece and a headband w the horns and ears to really sell the look.

options:

cowboy jaune. self explanatory.

alien patty. aliens like to abduct cattle, and alien probing's a pretty popular trope anyways

bob is there. he's not here for sex he starts chasing her with butchering intent and she has to pack up her shit and start running. shit she tripped. she needs better shoes for this. ohmy god she's running. he's yelling about making burgers. help her oh my g

IM FUCKING CRYIJGNDJFNFBFB

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transmasc anon speaking

t4t material being so hard to find in smutty month fics/art makes me upset sometimes WHAT DO YOU MEAN barely anyone has done anything with Kevin and Radford having freak nasty trans dude sex WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Sorry for letting this rot in my inbox anon

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lila's a desperate milf to me but like not in a seductress "my husband is dead lets fuck" way but in a miserable kind of loser who hasn't gotten any way . like I'll be fr I think she's gone on dates but she never gets as far as the bedroom because she won't stop yapping about nonsense. on a good day its about some random trivia she saw on facebook and on the worse days she brings up her dead husband. on the dates that do go well something supernatural conspires to keep her from getting laid. one time a flower ate a guy she was gonna bring home. the rest of the date was her waiting for 911 to come and her talking to him to make sure he wouldn't be digested.

Did the guy still fuck her. I would if I was him

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radford gets turned into a werewolf and hes so excited for crazy omegaverse sex and gets disappointed when he finds out alphas and omegas arent real. like he's heartbroken. and his werewolf partner is like hey its okay we can still do the rutting and the knotting stuff but hes so dejected bc it's not the same. he wanted popcorn flavored slick :(

HE WOULD what a fucking idiot. I need him

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biblical kevin anon back at it again to nobody's surprise i also need bob BIBLICALLY i found the bobussy art too and god i wish that were me amen

Bobussy...

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carmen and richard as a dragon and an adventurer she loves very, very much. carmen is this gorgeous maroon color and thrice richard's size, but she acts like she doesn't know that fact when she pounces on top of him and nuzzles him like an overly affectionate cat. she can pull his armor off like it's nothing, and his clothes might be paper for how easily she can claw through them. he's sooo easily manhandle-able. she's literally stimming by fondling her lanky little adventurer leave her alone.

also her tongue is shockingly dextrous for a huge reptile. it's a little rough but it's more "uniquely textured" than "downright unpleasant" and she can lave him down with affection very thoroughly. very thoroughly. (if he cums during she'll just have to start all over, we don't want her most precious treasure being a mess, do we?)

richard was told to slay the dragon, instead he got to lay the dragon. hell yeah.

CAN I BE CARMEN CAN I BE CARMEN CAN I B

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Sending this on anon cuz I'm on an alt it's Grim/pestercide hi,,

Anyways I THINK I FOUND THAT ART OF BOB GETTING HIS PUSSY ATE AND MY GAWWWD IT'S SO GOOD,, THERE'S SEVERAL ACTUALLY,, BY THE SAME ARTIST,, WAOW

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO I <3 BOB MANCUNT

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"Every time someone writes/draws bob as a sub an angel gets its wings" glancing saur lovingly at that one artist that drew bob getting his pussy ate

godbless we need more of that fr fr

CAN I SEEEEEE

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wanna suck dexters dick so hard his stomach caves in like a capri sun

I wanna do this to his pussy

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THREE AM AND DELIRIOUS GET YOUR FREAK ON!!!!!!!!!

bricked at the mental image of fattening up kevin this is nawwwt news to y'all but it my turn to drool about getting that stupid candy twink some fucking meat kn his bones

goddamn

its the biblical anon btw. jn case uou couldn't tell

Pleaseeeeeeee. Please.

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biblical kevin anon once again because i have cuaght a mystery illness and am delirious but i brinf proposal:

wjat if.. kevin/dexter oviposition... like. idfk moloch consequences or whatevr IDK!!!!!! i want them

Anon you have to reveal yourself to me. Your visions are too good.

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HI im the biblical kevin anon i just saw your oviposition propaganda and you're so real for that ... i need kevin pumped full of eggs so bad you guys

YESSSS YES YES YES YES YES

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screaming crying i need kevin BIBLICALLY bro i need that anxiety riddled, anger issued motherfucker

So do i ans I specifically need dexter fuckinf him stupid

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WHATEVERRRR PUTTING BOB IN A COLLAR. THATS MY SEVEN FOOT SERVICE TOP ATTACK DOG NOW

GO MY SCARAB

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The thieves jerking each other off aaaand send

I just know tje fat one whimpers

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"Angels get another pair of wings when you give bob a pussy" You are also very correct for this one. I have actually seen a fanfiction before where he had a pussy, and got eaten out. I think that was absolute perfection. It was an extremely long time ago, though, so I don't think I could find it again unfortunately.

Its your godly duty to find it again and Send It To Me. Please. Im begging y