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I want Zevlor and Dammon to be boyfriends. I think Zevlor needs praise and Dammon needs to give it to him.

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We all know and love Karlach’s “Gods I wanna ride you till you see stars” line, and babygirl, I wanna return the favor. I wanna hop on that cock and not get off until we’re both a whining, dripping, incoherent mess and we pass out in each other’s arms with you still inside me, deeply in love.

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I want to put a collar on Raphael. "oh he's bad at sex" well being good at sex can be taught. And want to be his teacher. give him instructions. Disciplining him when he's being a brat. Rewarding him when he's doing well. If he wants to be a sub I'm going to make him do his job, and if I do MY job well he'll thank me for it.

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Straight up, mintharas sex scene made me realize I am 100% into women

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Look, I'm attracted to Thisobald Thorm as much as the next freak, but as a dom I do not see how it could work. Actually, I do. Peg him over the counter of the bar.

-THE anon

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Karlach and Gortash would have the craziest hate sex and I want to watch

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I want to lick and nibble on Cazador's ears and those pretty silver studs of his. Elven ears are super sensitive as a bonus so I just know he'd be whimpering and trying not to moan.

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I need Karlach to fuck me in the amazon position so fucking bad.

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I want Naaber to top me and talk dirty to me nonstop the whole time in that sexy voice of his

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I'm a simple woman, all I want is Gale on one side, Astarion on the other, Karlach on my face, and Wyll tied up and watching

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I need shadowheart to gag lae'zel with her huge cock

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As someone who loves erotica but is often disappointed by erotic romance novels, the BG3 community has been a godsend. There is so much amazing and kinky fanfic and fanart of this game that I wouldn’t even know where to start recommending stuff. I’ve read fics that have opened my eyes to kinks I didn’t know I would ever enjoy reading about (breeding, foot fetish, period sex, um… cannibalism?!). There are dynamics here that most published authors wish they could write well. And there’s so many different flavors of every single ship so really there’s something for almost everyone. So big shout out to the horny creative bg3 fans making the internet a better place one piece of smut at a time. Y’all are the real recipients of the best community awards!

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If seen so many obscure NPCs on here but nothing about Brother Donnick. I want to run my hands through his curly hair and let him tie my wrists up like the holy symbol of Ilmater <3

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WHY does no one talk about Gale's musk kink, ever since i heard the line ive been imagining him burying his nose in Halsin's hot, sweaty + unwashed balls until he cums in his robes. Clean his stinky armpits with your tongue little man

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This is going to be so dirty, not even bleach can help, teehee.

In Filipino culture, there was a tradition called "Harana." It's basically serenading, but the man plays an instrument whilst singing love songs to his beloved who's watching from a window/balcony.

I want to revive this old practice with Astarion. I want to have him watch me from above and cringe at the amount of cheesy love songs I picked for him while I strum my lute and laugh while singing. Midway through the session, I want Karlach to pick me up and yeet me through Astarion's window so I can get a closer look at his beautiful smile. We'd dance the night away to our heart's content, and I'd explode if I ever hear Astarion laugh gleefully. Yes, I'm a fool in love. I'll gladly be a fool if that would mean I get to fill Astarion's days with joy and laughter. Fuck, I love him.

- 🌻🐝🍯

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I want lae'zel to push me to my absolute limit - give me more orgasms than I ever thought possible, bite me until I'm covered in hickeys, fuck me with her strap that I at first insisted was too big, but by the end of the night am begging for. (all with proper stretching and water breaks of course, she's strict about bodily safety)

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Balthazar’s Penis. My Mouth. Let's make this thang happen