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hey, dont cry. tgirl jerking off and thrusting her hips and moaning and curling her toes and grabbing at herself and her tits are bouncing also. and when she cums nothing comes out. okay?

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the bi-curious elf would like to hurt you sexually

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play fighting is so fucking hot, oh no I got pinned down by you on the bed we better not fuck or anything that would be crazy

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Elf prince held captive

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Holy shit? Based??

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putting her highness in the stocks and hanging a sign around her neck that reads “pillory princess”

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casting THIS spell on women AFTER they enter my dungeon

casting this spell on women entering my dungeon

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casting this spell on women entering my dungeon

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Touched up this old sketch as a test

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i love transgender people who are beasts. clap if you love trans beasts

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when i go out with the girls, we like to split after-dinner mints: one roofie, and the rest placebos. cross your fingers!

they should let people I trust have roofies. so they can use them on me

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adventuring is fucking stupid anyway.

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oh my goodness, i never thought i'd see a princess in the flesh!

i couldn't get any correspondence trough the guild messenger, so i'll just have to post where everyone can see that you're one of the most striking, gorgeous noblewomen i've ever encountered.

your ruby hair drapes like a windward veil and your headdress radiates from you like the corona of the moon! you brighten every day and night.

Happy TDOV! Here a WIP coord I'm working on :) If you say something nice I'll love you forever

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Half-orc here: If you find yourself in this situation, the most important thing is to never keep calm. Orcs fight each other to establish pecking order, as play to form deep bonds of friendship, as part of their mating rituals, and more.

So if you're surrounded by evil orcs, don't be passive. That's how you end up as a breeding slave and traded for grains. Start picking fights with orcs. Now the downside of doing this is they're going to start mating with you, a lot,, however,,,,,,,,

Reborn in another world as the only elf in the party of evil orcs

@theelfrooms

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This portrait of me was a gift from my dearest friend sarahsuccubus.bsky.social during a recent visit of hers.

I should introduce myself! My name is Caroline May Chrysanthemum Agonyblade. I'm a half-orc, last daughter of Shatterskull Agonyblade and Susan The Annihilator.

I'm a researcher and spokeswoman for the Breeder's Guild, where we study cross-genetics and reproduction between races! Because when it comes to being sexually menaced by monsters, an adventurer shouldn't get caught with her metaphorical pants down.

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I should introduce myself! My name is Caroline May Chrysanthemum Agonyblade. I'm a half-orc, last daughter of Shatterskull Agonyblade and Susan The Annihilator.

I'm a researcher and spokeswoman for the Breeder's Guild, where we study cross-genetics and reproduction between races! Because when it comes to being sexually menaced by monsters, an adventurer shouldn't get caught with her metaphorical pants down.

i follow from @sixcubit due to tumblr's arcane and esoteric curses.