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sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight
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those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen
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dog: BARK
me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT
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RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
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if this was not a carly song i would not reblog but i am forced to
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Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off
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You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.
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