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please block me if you read books with death in them. i don’t care your “reason” - it’s clear you have a death fetish, are pro-necrophilia, and think killing is okay. i don’t care if someone you know died recently or if you have a terminal illness. it is not okay to consume fiction with death in it to cope. and that’s that on that, you freaks. pro-death crowd dni.

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going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

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the wrong one!!!!!!!!

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careful repairs (on clive)

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This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks

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WWDITS / BG3 crossover

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yeah let’s get the hell out of this cave I am not a big fan of this cave my name is Barry Bluejeans

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Worlds Shortest Transmasc Falls Between Couch Cushions Never To Be Seen Again

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me: hey, there’s a documentary about a topic I am already interested in! let’s watch it!

me watching: already knew that. already knew that. wrong. already knew that. true but misleading. already knew that. already knew that. leaves out the important part. already knew that

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The Pale Elf

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THERE'S NEW DIALOG WHEN YOU GET TO THE OGRE SCENE

tztsdtszdts ASTARI PLEASE

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we're all feeling so normal about this guy right now

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In a surprising twist that I think no one saw comming from early access, Astarion and Halsin are like totally opposite ends of whatever gay motherfucker spectrum theyre on

Astarion presents himself as alluring, flirty, desirable, sexually available, ect ect, but it's entitely preformative. If given a choice he'd happily go without it all for as long as he can.

Meanwhile Halsin is the most regular, sober, sensible dude ever who probably smells like damp leaves and dirt, and then he just show up one night like "i wanna fuck nasty like the oak father intended"

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oh wtf Astarion that is too real for dnd