This is a very random assortment of things that I like. Courtnay
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the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019
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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….
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hey guys i got really depressed and played papa’s burgeria for 2 and a half hours, here are some of my favorite burgers:
the rainbow
the half and half
the Mess
the bread
the mayonnaise surprise
the gemini
the burnt rainbow
the cheesed borger
the bread (kidz bop version)
the meat stick dick
the stairs
the salad
the Meat
the ombre
the vagoo
the sos
the sos but with meat
the christmas tree
the snek
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this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big
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i dont think you should want to engage in sexual activities with leatherface or michael m. myers or fredderick krueger or whatever. i dont think thats normal.
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So I looked up a mini golf place nearby and I guess they’re only open for 30 minutes in the dead of night on Thursdays only.
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Don Bluth only knew how to draw one man, but dammit he wasn’t gonna let that stop him.
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Homegoing (2017)
Ghana, eighteenth century: two half sisters are born into different villages, each unaware of the other. One will marry an Englishman and lead a life of comfort in the palatial rooms of the Cape Coast Castle. The other will be captured in a raid on her village, imprisoned in the very same castle, and sold into slavery.
Homegoing follows the parallel paths of these sisters and their descendants through eight generations: from the Gold Coast to the plantations of Mississippi, from the American Civil War to Jazz Age Harlem. Yaa Gyasi’s extraordinary novel illuminates slavery’s troubled legacy both for those who were taken and those who stayed—and shows how the memory of captivity has been inscribed on the soul of our nation.
by Yaa Gyasi (Author)
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Yaa Gyasi was born in Ghana and raised in Huntsville, Alabama. She holds a BA in English from Stanford University and an MFA from the Iowa Writers’ Workshop, where she held a Dean’s Graduate Research Fellowship. She lives in New York City.
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Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.
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Wine forgery, like art forgery and art theft, shouldn’t be illegal, just like any other crime where the only consequence is obscenely rich people having slightly less money
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