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MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

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i would like to thank not only god but jesus for fox canceling 911 and abc picking them up

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

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I just love that Buck's bisexual awakening was this absolute unit of a man who is even bigger than he is & is realistically probably in his 40s. Like yeah, give some love to the hunky older men, I get you Buck. I get you.

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Eddie: so, as we both were in army, know Muay Thai, and you have a helicopter, I present you the plan how we will kill the Buckley parents

Tommy:

Tommy: I'm in

Eddie: the only obstacle: Buck will be sad

Tommy: I'll fuck him good, and you will bring Chris for sleepovers for several weeks and it's gonna be fine

Eddie: smart! And deal. The plan starts tomorrow

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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Eddie: You're the most jealous man i know.

Buck: You know other men?

Eddie: 🤨

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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I honestly can’t fucking wait for when Buck and Eddie finally have their “You were right there all along” moment. Oh it’s gonna be so fucking beautiful 🥹

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My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?

Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in

My wife: What does that mean

Me: This

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(or, really, zee thinks she’s funny) (pt 7)

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[ID: two gifs of Buck and Eddie in 911 episode 2.01, in the gym.

GIF 1: Buck telling Eddie, looking frustrated and pissed off, that he's his problem. Overlaid is a gif by @/galacticidiots on Twitter, reading, "I can’t flirt but I can piss you off. It’s the same thing. Both will get your attention. Both will make your cheeks turn a pretty shade of red. Both will have you eyeing my lips."

GIF 2: Eddie eyeing Buck like he's trying to figure him out, tilting his chin up as Buck continues to speak, biting the inside of his bottom lip like he's figured it out.

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your honor, it's his song