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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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Bruce Springsteen and Clarence Clemons, 1977, Lynn Goldsmith

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word has come down that they want me to go to mexico. it’s what you’d call a rock-and-a-hard-place situation.

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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streamer & youtuber RPF: this makes sense, most streamers are a subset of comedian and acting gay with your friends as a joke is very popular with straight men, leading to a lot of fuel for the fire.

kpop RPF: prettyboys that are usually contractually obligated to avoid public relationships, which renders them very available for shipping. i can see how we got here.

men's hockey & wrestling RPF: contact sports.

beatles RPF: insert paul mccartney group jerk off session story.

formula 1 RPF: yeah im still trying to figure this one out. no clue lads. good for them though.

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Not a shipper, but a one drunken handjob in 2006 truther

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

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A beautiful work from @im-significant that I received as a submission: I FORGOT ABOUT TIMEZONES. i'm going to submit anyway. this project has been languishing for months and i finished it tonight, in a time zone where it is in fact still march:

the pattern is Year Of Birds by Jessica Long on Etsy

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That's absolutely incredible @im-significant, that's literally an heirloom work. I'm so impressed. thank you so much for sharing.

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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things we know about miles’s music taste based on the spider-man video game:

his dad was a jazz fan, and miles seems to have a decent amount of appreciation for the records he grew up with

he likes making his own beats from the sounds of the city, so he’s definitely into that aspect of hip-hop. (in the game, this is something he shares with his uncle aaron. it serves a similar narrative function as their shared love of graffiti does in itsv, which makes sense to me as they’re both part of the hip-hop subculture.)

he went to a dazzler and lila cheney concert, and he wasn’t expecting to like it, but he did really enjoy it. idk what kind of music that is, intergalactic disco rock, i guess?

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Im surrounded by people who are annoying and stupid and also people who are so much smarter and more hardworking than me and basically im going to die

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if you don't do anything else today,

Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.

have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.

and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.

black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.

if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.

This is Juneteenth.

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