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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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he’d like to speak to you please

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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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Cute date idea: We go out to an arcade w a remote controlled vibrator and everytime I beat you in a game I turn it up

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BRANDON LEE as ERIC DRAVEN

THE CROW 1994, dir. Alex Proyas

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When you are sucking his dick, stop and look him in his eyes and be like "do you like that" then slap it on your tongue & watch him go crazy

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we don't need a boop button. we can just do something like this:

reblog to boop prev

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thinking... about... um

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billy literally destroying the entire fucking house in anger and cursing ever so loudly because sidney just foiled his plan and called the cops

stu : "hueueeeehhhheuueh my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at meee 😭😭😞😞😱😱😭😢😢💧💧💧😢😢😢😭😢💧😭😢💧😢😭😢💧 EUHEUEH💧💧😢eueh😭he😢e😢H💧💧Eueyfe😢😭"

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anyone else just obsessed with the term "my pretty girl" ?

yes i'm your pretty girl and you better call me that shit. i'm your pretty girl when i'm on my knees begging for you to fuck my face. i'm your pretty girl when i'm drooling and teary eyed. i'm your pretty girl when i'm bent over the couch. i'm your pretty girl when you're pushing my face into the sheets and making my back arch while you fuck me so hard i can't breathe. i'm your pretty girl when i'm on my back with my legs spread and begging you to fuck me stupid. i'm your pretty girl when i moan, whimper, whine, scream, swear. i'm your pretty girl when i cry because it feels too good. i'm your pretty girl when i cum with your name on my lips.

i'm your pretty fucking girl and you better call me that shit.

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Has he praised the fuck out of you today or do I have to?😌

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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sigh....

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either need a lobotomy or to be fucked so hard i no longer think