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“The Tomb I will serve till the end of my days, and then see me buried in two hundred graves”

This book is everything.

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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

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my kuchipatchi plush comes to life to help me

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I just wanna rot in bed all day with a pretty person who loves me wdym I need to study and get a job

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Rewatching gravity falls rn and this is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

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Pots n Picks Week: Day 3 (modern au)

did NOT expect to go full turbo nuclear yaoi on this one my bad

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I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

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Your artstyle as it is now but like, the most realistic genitals you could imagine

I wanna be an nsfw artist. I must up my anatomy skills pronto

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Ah yes, the mens bathroom

I love it

One more reason to transition

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