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LOOK I CAN'T DRAW BUT I HAD A VISION

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Когда-то здесь кипела жизнь

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a lot of people are confused by macron calling early elections, but i'm not surprised why he did it. this isn't to say that i understand jupiterean calculations or the desired outcomes, but that this is the man we're talking about:

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DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

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well that's because they died innit

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YOU MUST TRY TO LOVE YOURSELF WHEN NOTHING ELSE DOES. THIS WILL BE THE HARDEST PART

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They ain’t lie 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

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man. the star wars sequel trilogy could have been so good if they hadn't fucked it up

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Making Found Footage Pride Flags to scare the TERFs and bigots!!

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The criteria for “addiction” being “dopamine” is so incredibly stupid it had to have been invented by the people that try to say porn addiction is real thing

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every now and then im struck by how weird it is that we got like around 20 people to be on the Moon, but mostly as a weird geopolitical dick measuring contest and it never happened again. we are very probably going to reach a point where we used to have people who walked on the moon but not anymore

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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one of my neighbors dogs has a bark similar and yet distinct enough from a screaming child that it gets me A Little and especially since the power is out right now Doubly So

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so is this the advertiser that doesn't want trans people on this website or..

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everyone is strange, and being passionate is attractive. don’t be afraid to be who you are and enjoy life the way you want to

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Rules:

You will be lost in either location for 24 hours, and constantly searching for the exit, with only short breaks permitted

You will not be able to find the exit until 24 hours have passed, and cannot use any emergency exits or windows to escape

There are no other people in either location, but amenities are still present (bathrooms, restaurants/kitchens/stores, etc)

Both the Ikea and airport are roughly the same size and represent the typical large city-based Ikea or airport

You cannot die or sleep for more than an hour at a time, and you can only sleep for a total of 6 hours in either location