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No sleeping on the job. We’ve been over this.

STOP DARING NEW EMPLOYEES TO LOOK AT CENSORED. ONLY LEVEL 4 OR 5 EMPLOYEES ARE ALLOWED TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR ITS CONTAINMENT CHAMBER.

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Thankfully they stopped after I posted this… but still… fucking hell…

STOP DARING NEW EMPLOYEES TO LOOK AT CENSORED. ONLY LEVEL 4 OR 5 EMPLOYEES ARE ALLOWED TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR ITS CONTAINMENT CHAMBER.

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Guess I’m working with the Knight of Despair now, too. Fun. The manager really just loves making me deal with as many Abnormalities as possible.

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…Where the fuck is my hat

AU where the captain of each department gets a hat. If they lose the captain rank they lose the hat and are sad for the next 5 days.

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I will not pose with any of the magical girls. Stop fucking asking.

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Worked with Fragment of the Universe for the first time today. It gave me another heart-themed gift. Why do I keep getting heart-themed gifts?

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STOP DARING NEW EMPLOYEES TO LOOK AT CENSORED. ONLY LEVEL 4 OR 5 EMPLOYEES ARE ALLOWED TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR ITS CONTAINMENT CHAMBER.

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I do not get along with the Queen of Hatred, why does she keep giving me her EGO gift??

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…Just focus on your work for today.

I really wish the clerks wouldn’t treat me like some kind of superhero. I’m not a hero. I’m an employee like everyone else. But I guess if it keeps them from panicking so much… It can’t really be helped.

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I know, I know…

I really wish the clerks wouldn’t treat me like some kind of superhero. I’m not a hero. I’m an employee like everyone else. But I guess if it keeps them from panicking so much… It can’t really be helped.

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I really wish the clerks wouldn’t treat me like some kind of superhero. I’m not a hero. I’m an employee like everyone else. But I guess if it keeps them from panicking so much… It can’t really be helped.

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Friendly reminder to NOT attack Punishing Bird when it breaches. It will return to its containment unit on its own AS LONG AS NO ONE ATTACKS IT.

RIP yet another level 1 employee in my department.

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You’re not gonna get me to make that face. If anything, you breaching would just be a minor annoyance.

…How many abnos have blogs on here now?? Who the fuck gave them communication devices???

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You, I’m less worried about. I’m just confused as to how the fuck you can use a phone considering you are a bathtub.

…wait never mind there are hands that poke out of the blood, I forgot, I don’t usually do work with you.

…How many abnos have blogs on here now?? Who the fuck gave them communication devices???

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FUCK.

…How many abnos have blogs on here now?? Who the fuck gave them communication devices???

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…NOTHING THERE. HAS INTERNET ACCESS??

…How many abnos have blogs on here now?? Who the fuck gave them communication devices???

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I still don’t get why they had to give those things communication devices… There has to be some other way to keep them in their containment units without letting random people without the proper training talk to them… I’m calling it now, someone’s gonna say something on here that triggers a meltdown.

…How many abnos have blogs on here now?? Who the fuck gave them communication devices???