disco-lizard
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Care and feeding of your prince includes shielding him from all dangers, combing his hair with a light application of perfumed oils, and torturing his prostate until he's comatose.
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Some of you have never been tied up, gagged, and thrown over your knight's shoulder to teach you a thing or two about humility, and it shows.
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Ginga Tetsudล no Yoru / Night on the Galactic Railroad (โThe Animeโ magazine, 06/1985)
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No verรฃo, as noites - Submitted by alliveirrr
#E05E07 #F09B1C #B57F28 #C72C16 #8F2B1C #381307
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this heat is so fuckin bonkers but at least it's great fuel for my sweaty-diego-after-his-daily-jog daydreams ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
#deep olive green 5in running shorts an old cropped sleeveless tee that's thinning and barely hanging on#shiny sweat-soaked shoulders and arms and neck and hairline.. his hair messily pulled back but little pieces are sticking to his face#rosy freckled cheeks and water dripping down his chin as he chugs his water... ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ... Wonderful.#don't let me near him.. those armpits WILL be thoroughly explored
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new proposed emoji usages ๐ = remember how we used to run ๐งฎ = something doesnt add up ๐ฐ = im in my sherlock mind palace ๐ง = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life ๐ชพ= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree ๐ง = for nonbinary mermaid moments ๐งโ๐ง = with mama
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god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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A bard entertains a silver dragon in Robin Woodโs โMusic Loverโ. ย (Dragon 97, May 1985)
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go on more walks. walk for no reason. walk to solve a problem. walk to blow off steam. walk to get outside. walk to listen, read, and learn. walk to escape distractions. walk to improve your health. walk to think. a simple walking habit can change absolutely everything.
#no literally i Swear by this.. i love my little walks they're the highlight of my days off i would go insane without them#the only reason im not taking one today is bc it's ungodly hot outside :((( but in spirit im out there enjoying the fresh air
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