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We know you aren't grat

I'm not?!?! Woah..

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We know you’re grat

That's not exactly a secret lol

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hi everyone

so apparently birds are supposed to be eaten

the nice colorful egg person told me i should make a [chicken sandwich] and they are really good

i should sell them in my shop

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I am going to give a piece of advice, as I know a lot of my fanbase is a bit younger and this is the first time they've dealt with a situation like this.

When someone is harassing you, or being mean or generally just a bad person. Do not engage with them.

Don't reply to them, don't acknowledge them, don't do anything. Just block them or ignore them.

I know the urge to defend yourself is strong, but these people thrive on attention, they thrive on getting a rise or reaction out of you. The only way they'll stop is ignoring them all together.

I hope you all can take my advice to heart.

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-CHARACTER SHEET-

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Name: NPC

True Name: "i was never given one asides from SHOPKEEPER."

Username: DisconnectedNPC

Nicknames: "i don't have any."

Age: "i wasn't given one. i think I'm an adult though."

Birthday: "i don't have one of these either."

Pronouns: He/Him

Gender: Male presenting

Sexuality: "i don't know, okay?"

Species: AI, "i was also modeled after a tiefling i think?"

Disorders: Depersonalization-derealization disorder

Physicial conditions: He's very prone to glitches or breaking apart.

Addictions: None

Religion: None

Job: Shopkeeper

Past job: None

Past birthplace: An old videogame

Past homes: None

Living: His Shop

Languages: English

Height: 6'0

Powers: Above average strength, Faster recovery time, Teleportation, Has an almost infinite amount of gold coins.

Weaknesses: Basic weaknesses.

Weapons: Bombs and a sword.

Alignment: Neutral Good

Favorite animals: Frogs

Favorite foods: Ham sandwich and Chicken sandwich

Favorite drinks: Water

Scent: Nothing

Favorite flowers: Blue flax

These! ⤵️

Fun Fact: He's still learning how to express himself. He hasn't learned how to smile properly yet.

Soul: ???

Appearance: ⤵️

Family: None

Friends: Occulum, Flower Dummy, Croak

Pets: Pet frog named Croak ⤵️

Brief personality: He is a kind person. He wants nothing but the best for all the people he views as good. He isn't sure how to express his feelings very well.

Brief backstory: NPC is a shopkeeper that comes from an old videogame that was never finished.

More Information: He wasn't coded with much of a backstory or a personality. All he's ever known is that he's a shopkeeper. He still has a lot of room to grow into his own person.

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(This is all susceptible to change as I'm not the best at writing characters DX)

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jeff the killed

you're welcome everyone