discordantwordsmith

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is that a quirk??

No, no. It's an alphabet, one you shouldn't be able to read, as far as I am concerned.

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No, I won't. I have my ways of pulling the strings, I always do.

@chimericalabsurdism

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Welcome back, 788-2. Don't mind this, it's not meant for you.

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Aw, c'mon, I didn't mean to offend. It's nothing that important, anyways.

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Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

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Hm.

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sometimes the best writing advice is "just let it be bad." revolutionary. terrifying. but it works.

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Anon, please listen to the confession blog.

i really really really want to lick lick lick an electrical socket but but but my moirail says i shouldnt nt nt

DONTLETTHEM SHATTERYOURDREAMS GODOIT!!!

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what stuff do you narrate?

Not anything you'd know, not anything I can speak about. Sorry Anon.

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Alright, bear with me.

I obviously do not know how Anon came to that conclusion, I can see into their head, so here is how I would do so.

1. Your "lack" of a quirk. The way you type is quite standard, but a troll can 100% type that way. Low hanging fruit.

2. Insistence on repeating that you're a troll.

It's just a little suspicious. A bird doesn't have to broadcast that it's a bird, people see wings and assume it's a bird. People see a bird feeder and expect a bird.

3. "Everything about me is a secret." "I am lying to you about everything I say."

The biggest flag of "is this a troll?", considering you say this after calling yourself a troll, it might sound like you're warning the reader that you're lying about your species. Plus, being secretive will lead to people making theories.

Either way, I don't really care. I'm not sure why Anon would have an issue with a non-troll being on grumblr. Your species is quite literally none of their business.

YOU ARE NOT A TROLL GET OFF GRUMBLR

when did I say this???

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I can see how Anon would come to that conclusion.

YOU ARE NOT A TROLL GET OFF GRUMBLR

when did I say this???

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You could write a poem.

Or draw them - maybe an overused gift, but cute nonetheless.

i miss my m_irail, s_ badly. I’m g_ing t_ make them a gift. what sh_uld i make them?

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Hahahaha yep 😂 but also 😭

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands