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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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Receive message, be too busy/tired/stressed to respond right away

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It has been long enough that responding without preamble would now be Weird

never speak again.

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try not to unlearn all your shame in case there's something good stuff in there that you can sexualize

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hi welcome to my asmr. i’m gonna be draining all the blood from your body

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the meek when they inherit the earth

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Can't make this shit up. I run around and bike around to assist or help feral, abandoned and wild animals throughout the city by providing them with good food that they usually can't get or by catching them and treating their wounds, then re-releasing. I find one of my pigeon friends has a nasty hole in his neck (food was falling out of his crop through the neck), from either getting attacked by a falcon or getting shot, so I snatch him and quickly want to get him taken to a rehab facility. Of course, I don't have photos, I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking about photos then. Took him home instead because I was denied by a veterinary clinic (their protocol) and he's now in the zoo getting his treatment. In 15 minutes, someone comes over and steals my stuff. I couldn't leave two cans and a bag of DOG FOOD without someone stealing it.

I give humans the benefit of the doubt, someone still manages to shatter my hopes for basic decency. Still, I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt again that maybe they're poor and want to feed their dog or that they thought it was free to take. I'm all for helping poor people out, if that's the case, have at it. But if they did that to fuck with me or just to resell for personal gain, I- I don't know what to tell you. Like, they threw the other bag with my seeds into the grass.

I'll keep you updated. Maybe I'll get an answer, I just don't know. I have a feeling I should start giving the option for people to donate to the cause because, with the current situation in the world, it is becoming increasingly more difficult to do good things without getting fucked over. Here's my Mum's Paypal if you can throw in even a dollar so I can get more seeds, equipment and medication in case I need them for these guys: https://paypal.me/thepigeonhub?country.x=HR&locale.x=en_US

Here, have my pigeons:

From top to bottom: img 1: Biser (left) and Glava (right) img 2: just Glava img 3: Glava (left), Sivo Thick (middle) and Mali Sivi (right) img 4: Bijeli Tupi (left) and currently unnamed (right) img 5: Bridge Gang img 6: me holding Prst img 7: Prst's untangled, disinfected, gangrene-affected foot img 8: Prst today (notice that his toe is gone) img 9: Noga 2 img 10: Noga 2's untangled and disinfected foot

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Why is “barely legal” pornography always about age? I think they should experiment with teetering on other types of illegality. For example, they could film just outside of a restricted military area.

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I have anything goes stuck in my head and it’s such a good reminder that I’m always like one step away from being a theatre kid. the kind of thing that keeps you humble

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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."

genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.

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Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies

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my favorite movie as a little kid (as in the movie came out the year i was born) was disney's pocahontas. this is probably bc there were pretty ladies in it and also a raccoon

anyway shoutout to my mom who sat me down and explained to me as soon as i understood spoken language--in child-understandable but blunt terms--that while the movie was very loosely "based on historical events," it outright lied a lot about those events. she explained that the real Pocahontas was a little girl and the real john smith was the actual bad guy. she explained gnarly concepts and ugly truths to me in a simplified but not censored way. and i understood it!

(and now as an adult i know that movie is a total shitshow that should never have been made)

anyway. the point is. talk to your kids about shit because they can understand more than you give them credit for

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nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

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we used to be a fucking society