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The Office is over but it’s not REALLY over.

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Describe your perfect date in detail.

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Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.

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i dont usually quote paris hilton, but she did once say, “If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again” and this advice has never failed me

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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

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Five years ago, corporate said we had to start a recycling program for Earth Day, so Dwight took the lead on that, and introduced us to a very close friend of his, named Recyclops. The next year, he really stepped things up. A year after that, Recyclops really began to take shape. Then tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet was attacked by some other fictitious thing, I can’t remember. I think this was also the year that he renounced the Earth Day and vowed to destroy the planet he once loved.

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you’ve got something good here. with her.

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The most relatable thing on The Office is when Toby jumps a fence and moves to a different country because he embarrassed himself with Pam in front of everyone.

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“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

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