actually he'd be on tumblr and you know it. and he would answer to harmless gimmick blogs like haiku bot or i-say-okay on his posts like "fuck you no one thinks you're funny anymore".
all desirable qualities in a blorbo. i fail to see the problem here
humble list of people who asked to be tagged @virfujiwara @scarcrossedbuck @mayfieldarc @aturnoftheearth @gabrielcoded @hellergregoryhouse @hospitalpolycule <3
"oh but 7 Eleven and Ben and Jerry's are actually international" well we don't have them do I look like I care about Ben and Jerry's?? Get off my post this was for the latines idk where 1k of u came from no sé no me importa
usamerican stupidity has so much range because it can go anywhere from "whoa I can't believe you guys don't have [hyperspecific venue/product such as 7 Eleven or Ben and Jerry's]" to "DUDE ARGENTINA HAS INTERNET??"