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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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i'm CERTAIN you'll have answered this somewhere, but i can't find it so i'll have to ask. is there a particular way of purchasing your debut that benefits you more than others in any way? I have no idea how you get paid for your work as an author, but i know it can be a minefield with creative careers.

thanks for your time, and i'm SO mega happy that you're getting your life back now, to actually live. i'm in awe of what you've acheived in the midst of so much, with so few answers, for so long.

super fucking excited for sir cameron!!!!!

I’ve been saying “lol I dunno” whenever people ask but yesterday I learned that THERE IS AN ANSWER!

it’s actually kinda interesting. so if you pre-order on most bookstore websites (indigo, waterstones, etc) the sales don’t get tabulated right away. when the book is actually released, in the first week of sales, THEN those pre-order sales are counted. so you can have slow but steady pre-order sales that get lumped together into an explosive first week, which makes your book look like a best-seller.

whereas with Amazon, the sale counts rights away. so if you have a good day of pre-order sales, it’ll boost the book for that day, and then come back down.

SO: the best place to pre-order is any site that isn’t Amazon. but tbh, it probably doesn’t matter that much and you should just go with whatever is most convenient for you :) and also thank you so much!

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I'm putting a leather cover on my thread book to make it more durable, and debating a layer of board between the paper and leather for extra rigidity.

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Let's shake things up 🍸

Dirty Laundry season 5 premieres July 15th on Dropout - with a new set, new outfits for Lily, same outfit for Grant, tons of guests, some new cocktails & mocktails, and even some secrets submitted by viewers... 👀

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So far I've gotten the suggestion of Alpaca and I do for sure need more of that in my life.

What about the (heh) black sheep of the family? Are there any little know breeds that need love?

What's your favorite breed for spinning your own warp?

I would love your reasons and maybe to see yoyr creations 👉👈

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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River of rule

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.

Suitors:

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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!

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If you really loved that iconic mushroom post you might enjoy this design in my Threadless, Redbubble, and Teepublic.

Sales support a broke queer art student and you get cool art on your stuff!

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I found a loom at goodwill and I'm making it everyone else's problem

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I'm considering buying something for TDF with the specific purpose of adding to my collection of warp yarns

What's your favorite breed for spinning your own warp?

I would love your reasons and maybe to see yoyr creations 👉👈