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Scrolling through the #Selfie tag on Tumblr is the worst thing I’ve ever experienced

Like damn, y’all Tumblr people are ugly ASF 🙅‍♀️✌️

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R u jokin on my post or being serious bc ur literally an overwatch fanfic author Jjjdjsjskjdsj

Yesss come for me Hetalia stan 😵 I’d rather be criticized for writing fanfiction on a good-quality video game than be roasted because I’m hooked on a (cringey) anime that I binge on Kissanime.com - And that’s the tea ☕️ 👀

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You ever get that feeling of deja vu?

hAh! Not a chance

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Mchanzo Week Day 6 — First Date 

Let me be the love that comes from the sun Let me be your rainbow rising on…<3

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I like to imagine that Reyes was the one yelling at McCree in both panels ❤️

local man just wants to pet dogs – otherwise called, i had art blog today and this was all i could manage plz forgive me orz 

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If I would’ve found this in my pokeball box (what do you call the place where all the Pokémon that aren’t in your party go?) I would’ve just thrown it into the ocean smh

I just recently started playing Pokémon again and was looking through said Pokémon and I have a Taurus named M c C r e e

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jail break

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Pharah’s cake’s got cookies on it cuz she’s a lezboooii (headcanon)

Overwatch Anniversary | OFFENSE CAKES

No anniversary celebration would be complete without dessert! 🎂

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Genji voice: "I neED hEAling"

Reaper voice: “Die die die!”

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Y do u h8 rip-off cowboy man

I h8 him cause everybody else likes him lmao I hate being cliche

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Y/n’s a true hero tbh

To “y/n”

Can we just take a couple seconds to appreciate “y/n” like… They been through a much. Such as:

Traveling to different fandoms

Having the most smuttiest encounters ever

Going through the worst relationships or breakups

Having hella kids from sooo many fics

Getting married and dating idk how many main characters

Possibly dying in a fic

Fighting off antagonists

Saying the most savage ass lines (depending on how sassy the author is)

Dealing with bullies or anyone rude for that matter

Just being who we want them to be.

That reader insert has been with us through thick and thin man. Can’t it have like a birthday or something?

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(Can I have a matchup? With a male, please!) I'm a 5'4 brunette girl with brown eyes and a lot of freckles, scottish and I'm very shy yet stubborn! I love animals and singing when no one else is around! I like to draw and voice act as well! I usually come out of my shell after hanging around extroverts- but I'm very stubborn and cautious too. I love bright colours, and I love indie music! I'm no good at sports, and I'm insecure about it because of my birth defect. Hope this is enough!

(You sound like a cutie, tbh)

I match you with Jesse McCree!

Jesse is a sucker for brown eyes and freckles, so it makes sense that his favorite pastime is staring at your wonderful face…right? He can’t help it, he’s just so amazed that his huckleberry is so damn adorable.

Jesse’s more extroverted when he’s drunk, and he’s drunk quite a bit so expect to know every agent in reformed Overwatch by your first year anniversary.

He’s also stubborn, so you two might argue often…but he almost always loses any argument with you because he can’t bring himself to disagree with you, you’re just too cute!

Don’t sweat the insecurities, Jesse won’t hesitate to make anybody that tries to do anything remotely negative to you look like a slice of Swiss cheese in mere seconds.

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Ana x a younger!male!S/O

(Oml this was requested so long ago, I am so sorry! I’ve been on vacation, and trying to find good internet where I am is a chore! But y’all better be expecting a barrage of writing cause it’s coming -.~)

• Ana’s an old woman, this isn’t news. But DAMN does this old woman have moxie. She’s tough but soft and loving at the same time.

• Still, she does get self-conscious in the relationship easily. I mean, she’s an older woman and you’re a young, handsome man. Who wouldn’t want to experience you?

• Make sure to speak your mind because she only cares for the truth; lies make her question things.

• Don’t try to make Ana jealous on purpose, because the second she picks up on it she’ll leave. She’s already learned her lesson about being hesitant and she will not make the same mistake again.

• Be cautious of Fareeha because you know she won’t tolerate bullshit. She’ll scope you out like a HAWK to find out your intentions with her mother, and you better hope she finds them to be good.

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Alright, I was just wondering because I had sent in a matchup and I had thought it was mine. (Should I still wait for it, or have you given up on it?)

Oooh anon, I have quite a few other anonymous matchups left in my inbox...so just send it in again and I’ll get to it as soon as I can

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Not a request, but I got a notification saying you answered an ask and now it's gone. (Not being rude I was just wondering what happened)

Yeah, I had a matchup that Tumblr fucked up (for the second time) and I was really salty about it getting fucked up so I just kinda deleted it and stopped writing 🤷‍♀️ so there’s that

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who are your favorite / least favorite heroes? c:

(Anon, I love you for this ask (Cause I love to talk abt myself 😓) Favorite1. Brigitte 2. Pharah3. Zenyatta 4. Orisa5. Genji 6. Zarya7. Tracer8. Lúcio 9. Symmetra10. MercyLeast favorite1. Hanzo2. McCree3. Reaper4. Torbjörn5. Roadhog6. Junkrat

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Hi hi 👋🏼 can I please get jealousy hc for the junker duo, shimadas, and mccree? Thanks!

*cries bc I love this prompt* I’m so so sorry anon...but jealousy on what side? Could you just elaborate a lil’ bit...please?