diskocryptid
diskocryptid
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A thirty-something agender disaster || #Diskopost = my posts
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diskocryptid · 8 months ago
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I Will Not Apologize
Happy Pride, ya'll.
$3 download (includes version where you can color in your own Pride flag. Limited restrictions, mostly don't be a fascist or major company: https://ko-fi.com/s/ac6c284e8c
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/
Shirts: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/mens/t-shirt/regular
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diskocryptid · 8 months ago
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so…um. how are we feeling good omens fans
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diskocryptid · 9 months ago
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remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully
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diskocryptid · 9 months ago
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diskocryptid · 9 months ago
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fanfics are one of the best things that humanity has come up with. i fucking love reading stories about my favorite characters from people who have the same brainrot as me
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diskocryptid · 9 months ago
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Is it ok to make ocs?
like morally?.... absolutely not
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diskocryptid · 9 months ago
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the days leading up to your period will make you think you're under some sort of curse that's draining the life from your body and then well that does kind of turn out to be the case
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diskocryptid · 9 months ago
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diskocryptid · 9 months ago
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revising your writing is just like "is this weird. is this a weird sentence. is this the weirdest most poorly-worded sentence ever written by anyone" and the sentence in question is "he walked across the room"
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diskocryptid · 9 months ago
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convinced no one actually reads posts on here
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diskocryptid · 9 months ago
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This badly cropped Terry Pratchett quote I found is here for anyone who wants it
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diskocryptid · 9 months ago
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diskocryptid · 9 months ago
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belladonna baggins hanging out with her grandpa! (the old took) 🌾
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diskocryptid · 1 year ago
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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
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diskocryptid · 2 years ago
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king of having a face and being a reaction image
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diskocryptid · 2 years ago
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I love her so much!!!
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diskocryptid · 2 years ago
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