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Yo

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the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

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I think I should be able to gorily tear open my own flesh and withdraw a blade formed of my own bones. Thats the type of shit I should be doing not applying for jobs on indeed.com

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She won the kids in the divorce

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Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster could be in Supernatural but Sam and Dean couldn't be in Psych, ya feel me

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y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc

not once do i ever see a summary

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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

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i keep seeing think pieces about why later millennials and gen z aren't drinking as much as previous generations and i definitely think there are a bunch of nuanced, overlapping reasons for why that is. but one that i don't see explored often enough in these articles/threads is that at a lot of places, a simple cocktail will cost darn near as much as an entree

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post-apocalyptic gang like the kings, the gang that worship elvis from fallout new vegas, except they’re all skaters who worship tony hawk

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when the fatigue-out-of-nowhere-disorder causes you to get fatigued out of nowhere

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Old, but still relevant

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cringe is dead. let's all be free.

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

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This might be a hot take but I think vivziepop is the perfect company to make a Homestuck show. Anyone else would be too worried about “respecting the legacy of this beloved institution” they’d make it too palatable. Homestuck should be giving unsuspecting civilians major psychic damage, as it has been doing since its impetus, centuries ago.

Is there a lot of excellent writing in there? Of course! Is it also a touchstone for many people’s most embarrassing moments and personal humiliations? Also yes!

The cringe gives Homestuck a certain something….a how do you say….je ne sais quoi….I predict Vivziepop will elevate this cringe to heretofore unreached new heights, and even those Homestuck fans long desensitized to cringe will hear themselves saying “uh-I-I promise it’s good! If you just - give it….a chance…” in a way they haven’t since middle school.

Balance will be restored. Spencer’s Gifts will see a brief but bright renaissance. Thousands will die at cons because ChatGPT told them to cover themselves in gray lead paint for an accurate cosplay.

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one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.