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Comes back from dead to draw ricky saying meow then crawls back into my grave
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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."
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Get jane doed i guess?? I dunno anymore
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But I just got here. I don’t want to leave you.
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So I love them a lot
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wdym they didn’t make it to nationals and all hang out in Jackie and Shauna’s hotel room and make Travis and javi hang out w them ☹️☹️☹️
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im using my echolocation so i can get a good look at you
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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.
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Two ricky posts in a day??? Woah!!! (It’s not surprising at all i fear…)
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stop making fun of bad people for being fat or having small dicks or being socially awkward or whatever else you seem to think is a fair target. none of that shit has anything to do with why theyre bad. i don’t care if a nazi has a stutter or a terf has thinning hair or whatever. at best youre missing the point, at worst your comments are gonna hurt vulnerable people more than they will ever affect the shitty person you’re mocking. why are you so attached to these bullshit standards anyway?
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something about eating your bestie.. yellowjackets is all i think about help !!! !
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I don’t want to be a self fulfilling prophecy?? I’ve been here before it doesn’t end well in my dreams? If I were a cowboy it wouldn’t change a thing?? But at least I’d be a cowboy??? At least I’d be a cowboy?At least I’d be a cowboy??? Yipikayayyeehaw, one of those days hehaw?????
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I’m surprised I haven’t seen this yet
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we already mid-month and needed to show my two favorite black and pink queer girlies for Pride month ! Happy Pride Month !
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