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how are you liking the consensual sex, age appropriate lover? 馃槇
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i heard there's a guy who lives in my blood called michael plastics and hes going to kill everyone?
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like many others of my kind i used to be the dog when roleplaying house with cousins but on top of that i was also obsessed with dying like every 5 minutes. id keel over and die of old age or pretend a car ran me over and id do it so often my cousins would beg me to stop killing myself cuz it was getting annoying
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Beautiful siblings insider trading and money laundering
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Sometimes people ask me 'why did you reblog your own post' and I'll answer that question with another question: why are people not giving me more attention I'm literally so funnyyy
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can you guys make my sisters rabbit famous. ok thank you

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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
#I absolutely fw frogs#been catching alot outside my house#ten out of ten frog right there#me#me when the hogdog
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I think some of you guys are lying about wanting someone to put out a cigarette on you tbh I think some of you would cry
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There is a standard media depiction of a "healed" person. Someone who has Gone To Therapy. I've noticed this in a few works recently. We often see them at the end of a story, maybe in a "ten years later" epilogue. They speak in a soft, serene voice. They have Accepted what they cannot change. They have let go of a lot, including most of what we see them actually care about in the story itself. They are Happy, At Peace, in some non-descript way. They bare little resemble to the person we were actually shown. They bare little resemblance to any person. We were shown, as we usually are in stories, an agent, a desirer, someone becoming. Now they have Become. And they look back on all that silly becoming as something childish that they have moved past. Fire, you know, fire is for children who don't know any better. To be Healed is to have your fire rightly extinguished; to not even miss it.
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