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god im reading a text about romance fiction (especially targeted at young adults) for class and one sentence in it literally made my brain explode because ive been thinking about this kind of stuff too, how “Many people wouldn’t fall in love if they’ve never heard about it before.” and like…imagine there was no ideal/overaccentuated image of love and romance painted in postmodern mass media….how would we love? would it be purer? more authentic? what would we do differently? would we fall in love at all if we werent constantly being fed an ideal concept of love as the norm in mass media? like what is a natural process of human feelings and what is just a projection of how we want to love and want to be loved based on what we’ve seen on tv and read in books etc? in this essay i will

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ways anne finds out venom is alive option #1

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I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

BOWLCUTS

LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

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god the scene where klaus is under the bath water and he’s sober enough to start hearing the ghosts scream his name and he ends up pulling himself above the water to light a joint to drown their screaming is. it’s a Lot. it’s so much

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Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car

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cheers i’ll drink to that bro

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Me: in conclusion, get rid of roads, undomesticate all horses, and reintroduce chimpanzees to the American Midwest.

Guy interviewing me for a position with the US Fish and Wildlife Service: Could you……………..elaborate on that?

Me: How could I possibly be any clearer

Him: first if all you just walked in and started your sentence with “in conclusion,”

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That’s the life

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PEPPERMINT BROWNIE TRUFFLES

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Tossup between B and E 🤔

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there’s some weirdo printing out pepe the frog memes and he looks like an incel i think hes one of those alt right freaks idk whether to call him out or mind my business