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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

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tell me something soft

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This was a very funny notif to get earlier.

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drawing people i see in the city (54/?)

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(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.

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In BtVS pride month episode the school hangs big rainbow 'everyone is welcome' poster, so now vampires can just walk inside. Now Buffy has to tear it down wihout Cordelia calling her homophobic

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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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hey guys check it out I can do a frontside 180 with my stomach haha

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