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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

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Grad school quote of the day:

“Lovely man. They shouldn't let him teach.”

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Is this anything

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A Man of Few Words

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I wanted to draw marcille getting some hugs 🫂

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'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business

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everyone else: dying, fighting, reviving the dead, fighting some more

Senshi:

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They’re judging you

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I love being mentally ill because I (wakes up at the same time 5 days a week, has been doing so for ages) took one day off and completely forgot what time I have to wake up. I just know it's somewhere between 6 and 8. I don't remember what time class starts either? and I didn't write this down anywhere either because you'd think you'd be able to remember what time you wake up FIVE DAYS A WEEK 🧍

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through autism and necromancy everything is possible

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

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reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

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first few comments on gmmtv's hbd post for the king are my favourite brand of performance art lmao 💀💀

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more chilchuck and da kids

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this is the funniest exchange i’ve ever read