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I knew from the moment I saw you, that you’d be in my life for a long time.

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Day 8 | Favorite Character: Shuri

Black Panther Dir. Ryan Coogler, 2018

Nothing but the utmost respect for my Disney princess!! Perfect mixture of intelligence, sass and the ability to protect herself if absolutely necessary! 😍👑🙅🏾‍♀️

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Shuri, Princess of Wakanda.

Just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved.

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Woman: *seduces two crewman by being alluring*

Same woman: *tries the same shit with Sulu*

Sulu:

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narrativedangers:

❛   NOW YOU  JUST   take  two  of  those   a  day  for  next  week  and  you will be   right   as  rain  in  no  time  mr.  porter     ❜   john  ushers   the  elderly   gentlemen  out  his  office  door  with   small  smile    ,    he  is   in fact  anxious  to  get  to  the next  patient  on the  list  .    the  door  closed  he  walks  back  over  to  his  chair  collapsing  in  it   ,   oh   how  long  of  a  day  it  was  .   it  seemed  the  universe   was   on  his  side  today   ,  marys  sweet  voice  was   a  saving  grace   through  the  now  open  door  .    he  barely  had  time  to  register  the  handle  turning  before  he  sees  her  peaking  inside .   ❛   wonderful   ,   i  am  quite  ready  to finish  up  for the  day       ❜      &   john  makes   quick   of  gathering  his  things  up  for  the  night  .    the intial  question   falls  on  deaf   ears  ,  it   takes  doctor  watson   a  moment  to  process .  oh    —    welll  this  could  certainly  work  out  nicely  .     lips  flicker  into  a fond  smile     ❛   are  you  asking  me   on  a  date  miss  morstan     ?      ❜     there  is  a gleam  in  his  eyes  

she adjusts the straps on her bag, almost positive in john’s answer before the words fall from his lips. mary knows from the lingered glances between the two, or the soft smile he gives as she brings in tea for them both, that there is something there more than a friendship between colleagues. there’s not the agreement that she had assumed however. she lights up at that, delighted. “ you’ll just have to wait & see. do you trust me ?? “ she leaned against the open doorway, eyebrows raised at him in what can only be described as a challenge. 

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         TIKKUN OLAM.

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#extra

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chloe bennet is alice cullen and that is the tea !!!!

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hogwarts au sentences.   let’s put those harry potter aus into good use. contains 40+ dialogue starters relating to hogwarts — some mention different houses and the occasional canon event, but a lot can be used by anybody. feel free to switch around pronouns, diction, and the like to make them more suitable for your muse’s mouth.

“ can you cast a patronus? ”

“ i saw muggle textbooks when i was visiting family for the holidays, and honestly? sure, i could maybe die falling off the stairs if i had a sleepwalking habit, but at least i’m not doing algebra right now. ”

“ do you think a dog animagi could have puppies? ”

“ how did you explain to your friends why you were switching schools? ”

“ sorry, all the other carriages are full, i’m sitting here whether you want it or not. ”

“ i wonder if there are people who can speak parseltongue but with like… bunnies. ”

“ i’m tired, and i want to go to bed, and i’ve been sitting here, trying to figure it out for like an hour, save me: what has a head but no body, but does have a tail? ”

“ what do threstals look like? ”

“ do you ever wash your cauldron? ”

“ trying to sneak into the forbidden section three times in a row is either the most badass or the most nerdy thing you’ve ever done. ”

“ if i go to hospital wing, i have to explain how i got it. i need to solve this with a spell. ”

“ no, i just never realised other people see the carriages being pulled by thin air. ”

“ when did you get the dark mark? ”

“ SOMEBODY CATCH MY TOAD! ”

“ mudblood. ”

“ who was the guy your boggart turned into? ”

“ where did you learn that? ”

“ sorry, but you couldn’t pay me to put my name in that thing. ”

“ do you still have that leaf in your mouth? ”

“ you’re the most injury-prone [quidditch position] i’ve ever met. ”

“ congratulations, head [boy/girl/pupil]. ”

“ imagine being a straight couple right now. ”

“ i’m going to have to fight my parents. ”

“ sorry, is this your owl/toad/cat? [they’re] beautiul. ”

“ do you think you could sneak to the astronomy tower with me tonight? ”

“ i actually haven’t asked anyone for the yule ball with me. ”

“ [name] got petrified, didn’t [they]? i’m sorry. ”

“ have you met the new DADA professor yet? how was it? ”

“ next time [name] pushes you again, i swear to god i’m hexing [their] arse. ”

“ i ate something and now my face is purple. i’m NOT coming out! ”

“ it’s vinegar. i knocked on the wrong barrel. ”

“ don’t look at me like that, i’m just trying to steal your body heat. it’s cold down here, okay? ”

“ how the hell can someone like you be in [house]? ”

“ come to think of it, i don’t think i’ve ever seen a ginger slytherin. ”

“ i didn’t even know i was afraid of heights before i came to this bloody school. ”

“ finding places to cuddle in would be a lot easier if we were at the same house. ”

“ are both of your parents muggles? ”

“ when you said you wanted to go to hogsmeade together with me, did you mean like… a date kind of ‘together’? ”

“ i wonder how many peole have banged in the room of requirements. ”

“ why must the plants sing? ”

“ sorry, you’re not getting the password from me. ”

“ have fun in potions. try not to punch anyone. ”

“ of course i’m fine. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be told they’re going to have a painful, grim death, on their first divination class? ”

“ are all [ravenclaws/gryffindors/slytherins] assholes, or is that just you? ”

“ dude, it was definitely two feet on vampires. how screwed are you? ”

“ how are we playing? classic or bavardian rules? ”

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“ your last patient cancelled, doctor watson. “ instead of speaking through the intercom, mary knocked on the door & poked her head in. there’s a scarf wrapped around her neck, her coat held in one arm. she had refreshed her lipstick in the loo. if she had waited for john to make the first move, she was worried she would be waiting forever. the blonde wasn’t one to wait on anyone for what she wanted anyways. “ there’s a pub with delicious fish & chips a couple of blocks away. would you like to join me ?? “ 

@captainwatscn

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like to receive a starter from me !! if you have a muse in mind, please request. if you are a multimuse and have someone in mind that you would like to receive the starter for, please request them. just a reminder that i am mutually exclusive so please respect that.

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i’m hopping off to eat something but i will be around later to do things

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so i’m here for the majority of the day but i’m working on a bunch of homework due tomorrow. my ims are open & dis//cord is available for all mutuals. i’m also iconing ✌️

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boldlychasing replied to your post: “boldlyprospering replied to your photo: ...”:

YOU MEAN?? ME? WARNING YOU? DIDNT COUNT?

ummmm no????