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Daniel has created a more public blog, inspired by my own. If you wish to listen to his ramblings, you can find them at @drcatdad.

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GOOD BIRD CHOICE

-bird anon

Thank you.

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you should make another one of little hand guys !!(please name him Christopher Walken)

After the death of the first one, I made another out of Adam's other eye. And I am not going to name it something so... trivial.

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what are your thoughts on spontaneous human combustion?

real, conspiracy, drunken tales?

-578-0

As much as I hate to say it, it is possible in certain situations. While I personally believe that full combustion is impossible, certain organs such as the appendix or gallbladder are known to burst, and the lungs can collapse. Depending on your definition, my answer varies.

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Herbert. Can I be your son

No. I have enough ‘children.’ The home cannot house another child.

And what makes you think you’re worthy of being one of my own?

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noot noot

No. I thought I was free of that forsaken penguin. How did it get here.

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What do you and Dan do when you quarantine due to sickness?

Movie marathons, lots of reading, board games (Daniel has found out my obsession with Scrabble.) I have taken up more crafts, perhaps those would occupy my time as well.

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Adam...

I found something...

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What's it like when someone in the house gets sick?

We quarantine. Dan and I are doctors, it's a pretty simple fix.

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man this lab reaks something funky

Reeks is what you mean.

And I’m sure that a lab full of human remains, blood, and formaldehyde should smell like perfectly preened flowers and sunshine.

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Herbert…someone put bugs in my food…I ate bugs…it was gross…

@janedoereanimated

That was not me, you can phone in a pizza if you’re hungry still. There’s some cash in the key dish on the counter.

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Do you have any experience with vulture culture? I found some mummified partial remains of some magpie and ive been thinking of cleaning it up

Daniel had a bone collection scattered around the Darkmore house, they’ve since localized into a jar atop our his bed.

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what’s your favorite pokemon?

I don’t play such trifling wastes of my time. MissingNo. There. Is that what you want?

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WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE BIRD?!!!

-bird anon

Corvus corax, the common raven. The smartest of them.

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Did you guys end up keeping the dog with the human arm? Can he throw his own sticks or/and pet himself?

He unfortunately passed away, much to Gloria’s dismay. However, Daniel did not allow me to reanimate him, some kind of internal complex he has about letting the dead rest.

It couldn’t throw its own sticks, doing so would make its body unstable. Petting itself was not an option either considering where the arm was affixed to its body and the angle of its shoulder and elbow joint. It got tonnes of affection in its lifetime by the various inhabitants of the home, Dan especially.

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You have access to the fridge. You should’ve seen it, it would’ve had your name on it. Well, we’re feeding it to the cat outdoors now since you haven’t earned it. And I can put padding on them, if that’s an issue.

578-0, are you wearing your orthotics?

yyeeeeesss....what made you think I wasn't?

*knee buckles

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PUT THEM ON

Absolutely not! Do you take me for some kind of fool?